Radio Atlantis

[Elles]

Me: I thought I might like to share McKay's electric shock therapy session with everyone...
McKay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bob: That's gotta be a violation of human rights... Next caller...
Voice: I am your creator, John.
Sheppard: God?
Voice: No, Brad Wright.
Sheppard: Oh... well that got boring really quick...
Bob: Next caller...
Ba'al: Help! All my Ba'als are trying to kill me!
Bob: Ok... Next caller...

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Oma: One does not open the window without checking the door.
Bob: Uh... Yeah... Whatever. Next caller...
John: Why the hell did we turn that trans-dimensional array on anyway?
Andrew: Because McKay thought it would be cool.
McKay: IT WOULD'VE! AAAUUUUUGHHHHHH!
Caldwell: Sergeant? Unless you get control of your radio show in the next five minutes, you're Daniel Jackson's human shield.
Bob: ACK! Yes sir! Yes sir!
Andrew: Told you we'd need them... (zats Elle)
Elle: GACK! (falls over)
Bob: Oh thank God...
McKay: Indubitably... (wince) Can someone help me?
Andrew: Sure!
Bob: Anyway, moving right along... Time for our interview with the first of the USO performers who came to the Pegasus Galaxy... The one, the only, Morgan Freeman!

[Commander Jumper]

Me: ello guys....after Rodney got the shockes attahced to his Lord Ba'als (Teyla spits out her drink all over Caldwel) he got better....even before she attcahed them....moving on...we will be doing star thingys.
Rodney: uhhhh yes moving on...we will first explor Cassiopeia....
Me: Cassie peed on what!!!!
Rodney: no cassiopea
Me: ohhhh.....I hope it wasn't the sofa.
Rodney: moving on.....
Me: yes Cassiepeedonmysofa is very coool....made up of gas from Rodney huge butt....and it's shiny
Rodney: now little known to most earthlings....under Orion there is a Galaxy
Me: must be Orions lord Ba'als
Rodney:...but it can't been seen by the naked eye
Me: you can put clothes on your eyes!!!!
Rodney: there is also Andromeda
Me: I didn't like that show much
Rodney: and the MilkyWay
Me: ther are Candy bars in space.....!!!
Rodney: and of course the lovley Pegasus.
Me: a horsey...with wings....for you stupid people.///
Rodney: you know PJ you are really getting on my nerves
Me: awww your sweet....
Rodney: shut up
Me: Bob hurted my feelgoods *runs of crying*

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Me: ello guys....after Rodney got the shockes attahced to his Lord Ba'als (Teyla spits out her drink all over Caldwel) he got better....even before she attcahed them....moving on...we will be doing star thingys.
Rodney: uhhhh yes moving on...we will first explor Cassiopeia....
Me: Cassie peed on what!!!!
Rodney: no cassiopea
Me: ohhhh.....I hope it wasn't the sofa.
Rodney: moving on.....
Me: yes Cassiepeedonmysofa is very coool....made up of gas from Rodney huge butt....and it's shiny
Rodney: now little known to most earthlings....under Orion there is a Galaxy
Me: must be Orions lord Ba'als
Rodney:...but it can't been seen by the naked eye
Me: you can put clothes on your eyes!!!!
Rodney: there is also Andromeda
Me: I didn't like that show much
Rodney: and the MilkyWay
Me: ther are Candy bars in space.....!!!
Rodney: and of course the lovley Pegasus.
Me: a horsey...with wings....for you stupid people.///
Rodney: you know PJ you are really getting on my nerves
Me: awww your sweet....
Rodney: shut up
Me: Bob hurted my feelgoods *runs of crying*

Bob: ... That was PJ1. A prime example of why crack is bad for you. Now, can we please get on with the Morgan Freeman interview?

[Sam fisher]

OMG, this is so funny.

[Commander Jumper]

Bob: ... That was PJ1. A prime example of why crack is bad for you. Now, can we please get on with the Morgan Freeman interview?

Me: Bob you and Rodney are jerks...I liked you both better in the simulations....
Bob: I'm disturbed now

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

John: Now?!
Bob: Good point... Next caller!

[Commander Jumper]

Caller: hello i'm Mario Batalli!!
Bob: oh God no!!!
John: his shoes...the horror!!!
Bob: I always thought they were nice
John: they're ugly.

*Now an interview with Morgan Freeman*

John: I undertsand you and that guys....who's name slipped my mind....well he's not important...JIM CAREY!!! played God.
Morgan: yes....I am God
John: no you played God
Morgan: you can think that
John: you also narrorated for War of the Worlds
Mogan: I led the attack
John: it was a movie
Morgan: you don't believe me...fine...Atlantis is overrated anyway. *leaves*
John: ok...our next star JOE FLANIGAN!!!! and Girls he so hot...I'd go gay for him.....
Joe: mostly because we're the same person right
John: sure
Joe: ok......
John: we're taking callers
Me: John Joe hi
John and Joe: oh Lord help us
Me: I sorta traded your bunny undies for a pair of glasses...and your christmas socks for a pair of Rodneys undies.
Joe: you traded my socks for Rodney's underwear....
John: ohh can I see
Joe: seriously dude...your creeping me out
John: I'm your alter ego...I'm different
Joe: if your different that way...I'm scared
John: Only a smidgen
Me: Smidgen
Joe: what's so funny
Me: nothing....judt that word reminds me of John's undie size
Joe: ok this has gone on far enough...I'm grossed out...and leaving

[susanne]

me: hiiii again bob
bob: oh not again!
me:i got something to tell shep& rodney....
bob: well go ahead
me: are they missing a pair of boxers each?!
shep: well i am missing some duckeys and a pair of.....HEY! SHE STOLE MY BOXERS!
rodney: I WANT MY LEMON BOXERS BACK!
me: all in due time boys but you've got to earn it now what to trade for.....
bob: NEXT CALLER!!!!!!!

[Commander Jumper]

Me: hi rodney...I'll give you back your boxers if *radio goes down* ex with chikens *falls again* and a pie
Rodney: you are sick and twisted
Me: I try.....I do
John: i'll do it for my undies back
Me: nope youhave to *radio falls* pineapple with banana's *radio falls again* hamburger with *falls again* Mary Poppins

[susanne]

me: no he has to be my *radio goes down* ky slave and *radio goes down* nothing but an apron and rodney has to *radio goes down* with a duck then *radio goes down again* pj1 with nothing but an apron on

[Commander Jumper]

me: no he has to be my *radio goes down* ky slave and *radio goes down* nothing but an apron and rodney has to *radio goes down* with a duck then *radio goes down again* pj1 with nothing but an apron on

Me: good Idea Susanne but try this instead *radio falls* lion cloth *falls again* chinese fire balls *falls again* to his Lord B*falls again* but make sure the duck is fully *falls again* bathed in chocolate *falls agian* Pinapples will work too the cure e *falls again* but it's not safe with out protection so I adives you use a helmet *falls agian* but cheese will work.

Rodney: I need counselling now
John: what you didn't before

[susanne]

Me: good Idea Susanne but try this instead *radio falls* lion cloth *falls again* chinese fire balls *falls again* to his Lord B*falls again* but make sure the duck is fully *falls again* bathed in chocolate *falls agian* Pinapples will work too the cure e *falls again* but it's not safe with out protection so I adives you use a helmet *falls agian* but cheese will work.

Rodney: I need counselling now
John: what you didn't before

me: that is the best idea i've heard! lets do that shep rodney.....were coming for you!!!
bob: shep rodney....run now.....NEXT CALLER!

[Commander Jumper]

Me: Rodders...you've got...Rodders,John you have half a second....start running boys..... *Evil Smirk*
Bob: please puase for a breif interpurtion...we need to call security.

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Bob: Okay... After zatting and tying up PJ1, we're ready to continue...
Kelly Clarkson: Wow... Can I stay here in Atlantis? Please?
John: I'm all for it.
Bob: Uh... Why? I mean... There isn't a very large population of paying customers here...
Kelly Clarkson: Well, to be honest, I REALLY need a vacation.
McKay: ... You do realize that we're at war here, right? With a race of vampiric aliens?
Kelly Clarkson: Not much different from back home. Just replace "aliens" with "fans" or "producers". Besides, you guys have cooks. Don't military expeditions have singers too?
John: Uh... Well... You'll have to bring that up with Dr. Weir.
Kelly Clarkson: Allright... Bye! Thanks for having me!
Bob: And I thought celebrities were weird enough when they were on Earth...