.... want you psychotic toaster, This carters mine go find your own! your not stripping me or carter nak... oh wait, well your not freakin making me a walking battery." "Kumtraya " no go coom-by-yah, by yourself, i'm supposed to be visiting ......
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Someone that cares.
Then Sam walks in and sees a bunch of cloned Naked Sams and say, "Cheesh guys, you are all worse then Norim. Where's mine.........*Post in Peace, Yah or Nah*
*Go to Sokar you Cylon fracker*
*I can't spell vary good, but I can read mis- spelled words vary good*
*And then the Ori said, "if your thread is dead then let their be a new one"*
*It's Science Fiction. Not Science with Fiction.*
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....Aunty Jessica in jail. So get the hell outta my face.
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jack walks in and says, hey, give new meaning to when you get told to "go fudge yourself" don't it? haha
where the hell did that....Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
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All I ever needed
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Before he could finish his sentence he ascends and appears in the acsended diner that featured in 'Threads'.
The Acsended ancients look up at him from their tables astounded.
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kinda retarded, and fat from just sitting here and eating all the time, howzabout you come give us a hand sometime? We ARE fighting YOUR enemies after all... Oma loads up the bunch of old geezers with bazooka's and P90's that miraculously appear with a flick of her wrist, she also fills up their canteens with....Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
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'...And destroy ALL UNBELEIVERS! Hallowed are the Ancients.'
Exactly, thats exactly - wait! What!?
Jack is beamed away from the canteen and appears back on the starship 'O'neill 2' along with the rest of SG-1 (Including Col. Mitchell and Vala for some reason) . The ship orbits an Ori Supergate as it charges up and prepares to open.
Jack holds his shotgun before him in anticipation as the rest of the members of the SGC appear on the bridge with weapons of their own.
Alright, Guys. You know the score - We're fighting both Ancient and Ori, let's go forth and kick some ascended ass.
Indeed (he swings his axe coolly)
All for one, one for all - right? (spins her ninja swords coolly)
Alright! (loads his machine guns)
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So they hastily rushed to the upcoming battle and on the way they found a huge pile of...I Am Locutus_Of_Borg Resistance Is Futile, Hallowed Are The Ori, We Go Out With Our Phasers Firing
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Dead Pengiuns surrounded by fish.
I have no idea how these got here.
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Suddenly the fish jump up revealing themselves to be Goa'uld. The Goa'ulded fish then say...
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....nothing coz they're fish. But one of them jumps in Vala.
Her eyes glow and she points the gun on her fellow team mates and speaks in an insanely deep voice.
I am Katesh, your one TRUE god! Bow before the power of my new race of Goa'uld!
Oh boy...
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the ring of uranus!
SG1 look at each... their eyes glow...
jack says....Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
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'Great Scott!'
Sir, what's wrong?!?
It's our kids, Sam - Something's gotta be done about our kids!
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...1969, realizing they have gone too far into the past, and try to go back into the future but Mr. Fusion is out of fuel. Knowing they need to leave 1969 so they don't run into themselves, realizes she needs naquadah to make Mr. Fusion work again...
But where will get it?
"What is it with you and ascended women?!" 
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