The prime GP at the asylum turns out to be a Goa'uld and tortures SG-1 in horrific ways with a pogo stick....
That is until Mecha - Vala breaks in in order to break them out!
That is until Mecha - Vala breaks in in order to break them out!
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but is hit in the head my the cross eyed, sniffling man playing chess and.....Comment
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reading a book on "Chess for oned eyed coots", they break out, fall through a whole and find...I Am Locutus_Of_Borg Resistance Is Futile, Hallowed Are The Ori, We Go Out With Our Phasers Firing
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McKay secretly downloading porn while eating lemon merangue pie...Comment
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"I SWEAR THAT'S DOCTORED!" shouted Carter as she gazed upon the screen on which Mckay's dreams were too evidently visible, and Danile shielded his eyes in horror. No, NO... It couldn't be...
A wedding picture of Mckay and Sam?Comment
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Everyone looked at Sam - she was still in the ugly wedding dress & McKay was grinning maniacally. At the sight of Sam in the white dress, Daniel started vomiting uncontrollably.....Comment
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he was forever mentally scarred
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Then SG-1 is suddenly beamed away onto an Asgard ship belonging to the evil Asgard; King Ramesis NickleBerry the Third, who puts them in a cell and jumps his ship into hyperspace....I write articles/features/reviews for I'm With Geek.com now. Check out our stuff if you get a minute!
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...however Thor's ship appears behind the ship, in hot pursuit.......Comment
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But, unbeknowest of Thor, mutated evil Watermelons had snuck aboard his ship and began causing wires to short circuit by exposing them to their super-conductive juice. Thor's ship then...Comment
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fixs its self as Thor takes a page out of Jacks book and grabs a shut gun and blows the crap everything.
Now as he kicks back eating watermelon he beams SG-1 aboard and............................*Post in Peace, Yah or Nah*
*Go to Sokar you Cylon fracker*
*I can't spell vary good, but I can read mis- spelled words vary good*
*And then the Ori said, "if your thread is dead then let their be a new one"*
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shoots at King Ramesis NickleBerry the Third's ship with a overgrown watermelon seed he's conveted into a missile weapon.
As the ship blows into a million pieces, the force of the shockwave causes Jack to slip on watermelon juice and.....Comment
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and falls on top of the for some reason naked sam... thereby ensues an uncomfortable silence... Thor beams jack off sam to better have a good look at "human anatomy". Blaring alarms go off all over the ship! They have been pulled out of hyperspace by an Imperial Interdictor cruiser! Thor is confused, he turns to Jack and says....Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
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"What do you suggest O'Neill?" Jack says "For cyrying out loud Thor, can't you.....Comment
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