Oh My God, They Killed Daniel!

[jesserella]

ok i'll try

*alien temple*
this is really fascanating, i mean the dialect is a varient of....
ahhhh, danial stop, really, i'll leave you to it, have fun
*jack goes and sits by carter*
daniels having fun
indeed
hmmm whats this *picks up alien artefact)
jack you shouldn't really touch anything,
whats the worst that can happen, *presses button on artefact*
*danial silently implodes behind them*
*shakes artefact, oblivious to what happened* i think its broken
*daniel descends*
*pressed button again*
not again *implodes*
see sam, nothing happenned
*danial descends*
*jack presses button*
*turns around* o mg your repeatedly killing danial
you bas***d
really, cool, it does work

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

but we dont know whats funny

For crying out loud, stop being such a drama queen and have fun! That's what this thread is for!

Jesserella, that's hilarious. ^__^ Good job!

[Planetary_Alliance]

* are having a fight*
im the bestest
no i am
i am
i am
no i am

you ba*s*Ard*
you killed daniel

[Planetary_Alliance]

For crying out loud, stop being such a drama queen and have fun! That's what this thread is for!

Jesserella, that's hilarious. ^__^ Good job!

I am just kidding

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

* are having a fight*
im the bestest
no i am
i am
i am
no i am

you ba*s*Ard*
you killed daniel

See? That's funny. Good work. Keep it up!

[jesserella]

hey guys i know its a bit sudden but i've decided on a career change, i'm joining the circus, i hope you'll all come to my first performance
uh, ok dan

*at the circus*
*daniel swings on the trapize, slips, but lands safely*
omg the trapeze almost killed daniel
*daniel fends off a lion with a chair, he drops the chair, but the lion decides its not hungry*
omg that lion almost killed daniel
what exactly is the point of a circus
who invited you?

*at the end of the circus they all walk out and congradulate daniel
i think i've finally found my calling
* daniel trips on a peg and the whole circus callapses on top of him*
omg the circus finally killed daniel
(to daniel) you broke the circus you bar****d

[Planetary_Alliance]

Nice jess

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

LOL, indeed.

[Planetary_Alliance]

i quit
ok but you know we cant let you leave with what you know
i know what to do
*dream sequecne*
we send him throught the stargateto the wraith
you didnt kill daniel
no i killed you
you B*s*a*d
you killed rodney
i go it
you bas**rd
you killed daniel

[Planetary_Alliance]

OK so its not my best ever

[jesserella]

i still like it, lol, its getting harder to think of ones

[jesserella]

* steve the wraith was minding his own buisness, just feeding of a few humans when suddenly the stargate activates
wraith
what a suprise
well lets kick there buts

* steve managed to get away but ronan singed his jacket and we all know how much steve likes his jacket, so now steve is mad*
i'm a genius. go on you can say it, i made a ship that can get to earth in one day
* steve hides abourd ship, finds nice quarters filled with old boreing artefacts*
hey is someone there
exelent a snack for the journey
honestly i don't taste very good
*wraith feeds on daniel*
omg steve the wraith killed daniel, does any of this seem familiar to anyone
ask the writers there bar****s

so not my best, but oh well

[jesserella]

i'm sorry i have to bring back the ducks

* there once was an ugly duckling, it swam sadly down the river just wanting to be loved*

wow (pointing) look at that ugly duck
all creatures are beautiful daniel jackson, (teal'c takes the duck home and loves it as though it were his own duck)

* three days later a wonderful thing happens, the ugly duck transformes into a beautiful swan, teal'c brings it to the sgc to show everyone*

wow teal'c what happened to your duck
*duck* call me ugly * duck attackes daniel and pecks him to death*

(proudly) omg it killed daniel, its all growed up,
it really is a beautiful duck, daniel was a ba****d to call it ugly

[susanne]

: i know everything there is to know now
: ok then daniel how did the dinusaurs die?
: the earth plunged into an ice age
: you cant possibly know everything
: i know sam played "twister" with jack last season
i did not!
: yes you did i even have footage
: lier *shoots daniel*
: crap *dies*
: but now we dont know where the evidence is
: yeah but now he cant tell anyone

[susanne]

*comes in wearing dorothy wig and dress* morning happy campers
: *walks in wearing lion suit*morning jack
: *comes in covered in tinfoil* indeed
: teal'c what are you suppost to be?!
: in the spirit of your movie the wizard of oz i am the tinman
oh ok then
:*walks in with a green face*
: *shoots daniel dead*
: omg! jack you killed daniel you b*s*ard!
: o'neill why did you do that?!
: hes the wicked with that tries to kill me so i thaught id get him first
: actually guys i think he was just sick
: oh well