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Not everyone's favourite once-ascended archeologist
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Not everyone's favourite once-ascended archeologist
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Read the Thread name, you have to kill Daniel intis thread in cruel, gruesome, and unusual ways.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Daniel, what are you doing?
breaking the world record for greatest amount of alcohol consumed.
How much alcohol have you consumed?
6,600 cans of pure alcohol.
:janet: There's no way you can still be alive.
let me take the honor. *puts a torch in Daniel's mouth and Daniel catches on fire due to the excessive amounts of alcohol consumed*.
Indeed...
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Whoa, amazing...
burn, baby, burn!
look at him go!
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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yes but still... vala's not the only one who wants to make babies with him...
: How can a fangirl be soo cruel?
L: One, you descend nekkid. Two, we've already killed you with excesive sex. Three, I'm a sadist
Need I go further?
: -sigh- So how am going this time?
L: Well, I was thinking along the lines of Chinese Water Torture and Chinese Bamboo torture at the same time....I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Daniel walks in on Jack and Sam in a rather intimate embrace...and not much else
Daniel: Hey, Jack...oh...Sam...uh....I'll come back
Sam: Only if you manage to ascend in the .002 seconds that its going to take this bullet to pierce your brain (shoots gun)
Jack: Did you have to shoot him in my quarters?
Sam: Hey...I did ask your place or mine"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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I need a guinea pig for my new acid...
Use Daniel.
DO you no longer care for Dr. Jackson?
It's not that. He just repairs easier than most people, and you don't even have to use a sarcouphagus.
I am intrigued.
-two weeks later-
Uh Ba'al, we need Daniel for a mission.
But, but... we were just getting to the good part!!
You can have him back after the mission.
He's full of holes. Surely he can't be any good to you in that condition.
Forget it. -shoots daniel- We really need him. -drags a nekkid, descended daniel to the locker room-
grr....
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Dr. Weir:John, I'm pregnant with your child
Sheppherd: Oh...okay
Dr. Weir: I'm so distraught...I'm going to kill somebody
Sheppherd:Well, if you are how about killing Daniel?
Dr. Weir:Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Daniel: (suspicious, as he finishes packing) You guys sure you'll be fine without me? Atlantis is pretty far...
Sam: C'mon Daniel, we've gotten along without you before. (smile) Not that we wouldn't appreciate the help, really, but don't worry.
Daniel: (sigh) Allright...
(Daniel walks to the Stargate, and as he's about to step through, the iris closes and slices him into pieces)
Sam: Oh my God, they killed Daniel!
Cam: YOU *******S! (shakes his fist at Walter)
Walter: Um... Oops...
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I've finally arrived at Atlantis. First things first, we must talk with the Wraith.
Um, I don't think that's such a good idea.
Have you actually tried it?
Yes, actually. It didn't go over so well.
Well, I'm sure it didn't work because I wasn't there. I've got a lot of experience talking with hostile alien lifeforms, I've always managed to reach an accord with them.
Well, by all means then, you go right ahead.
Hello, my friend. We mean you no harm.
Food!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh, they killed Daniel!!!!!
And this surprises you???
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daniel: dudes how ra ya?!
sam: uhhh daniel whats with the tie dye shirt and the flowers?
jack: hippie
daniel: hey dont repress me man!!!!!
jack: ok thats it...... *shoots daniel dead*
sam: omg sir! you killed daniel!!!!
jack: i know im a b*s*erd but he had to diesigpic
I'm not dead. Yet.Comment
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OMG i thought this had died.
*Daniel walks in to the breifing room*
General: ...Daniel will die...
Jack: Oh hi daniel
Daniel: Whats ya talking about
Tea'lk: Oh you know your ultimate demise to help all man kind
Jack: ha ha ha Oh you know tea'lk such a kidder
*"Accidently" knocks tea'lk over the banister on a couple of Tecks*
Jack: ops my bad
Daniel: how could you *pulls out gun*
*sam walks in*
Sam: NO *shoots daniel*
Jack: Oh well we'll see him soon
General: Jack you B*st*rd we needed him for atlantis
GWRPG CHARACTERS
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Daniel!
what?
(shoots him. Daniel magically raises up again)
Daniel!
what?
(shoots him. Daniel magically raises up again).
Daniel!
What?
(Shoots him, Carter walks in)
OMG, you killed Daniel!
No wait, it's cool.
(Daniel magically raises up again)
See? It's fun.
Oh, let me try.
Daniel!
What?
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PMSL!!!!!! omg that was funny as hell, nicely doneOriginally posted by JohnSheppard28 View Post Daniel!
what?
(shoots him. Daniel magically raises up again)
Daniel!
what?
(shoots him. Daniel magically raises up again).
Daniel!
What?
(Shoots him, Carter walks in)
OMG, you killed Daniel!
No wait, it's cool.
(Daniel magically raises up again)
See? It's fun.
Oh, let me try.
Daniel!
What?
(shoots him.........................)
ill see if i can greenie you for that
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guys u better take a look at this
what?
looks like a tablet of some type....
what does it say?
i have no idea.....
*shoots daniel*
OMG! u killed daniel!
U ba*****s!
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: guys can we visit the arcade?
: whats an arcade?
: its a place where if you beat smoeone you get money
: well im in
: me too
: indeed cameon mitchell
----------at the arcade------------
: *beats daniel to death* wheres my earth money?
: omg she killed daniel!!!!
: here ya go vala *hands over $50
: and now camerons paying for it?!
: you b*s*erd cameron mitchell!!!!
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