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**OutThere** · 09 August 2006, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by Andrew Joshua Talon

Daniel: (studying some artifacts) Hm hm hmm...
Kenny: (descends) Daniel Jackson!
Daniel: Uh... Yes?
Kenny: You lifted your curse.
Daniel: ... Yes?
Kenny: Well, I want my curse lifted too!
Daniel: Okay... But how can I help you?
Kenny: Well, just do the same things you did for yourself on me!
Daniel: It's... Not that easy...
Kenny: C'mon, please...?
Daniel: Oh, allright... Oma?
Oma: (appears) Oh dear... You two?
Daniel: Can you help him too, Oma?
Oma: Well... I can. But there will be a price.
Daniel: Can't be much worse than what he's going through.
Oma: Very well! (vanishes, and Kenny is restored to life)
Kenny: Woah! Awesome!
Daniel: I'm glad too! Now, what was that price she mentioned anyway...?
Kenny: Ummm...
(Daniel's coffee machine explodes suddenly, impaling Daniel with glass and killing him)
Kenny: Oh my God, they killed Daniel!
Jack: You b*tch Oma!

Shep: Okay, let me get this straight. You asked your friend Oma to pass on your curse to someone else--
Daniel: Um, yes--
Shep: And that someone happened to be me. And that's why I keep dying--
Daniel: Essentially, yes--
Shep: Then she passed on this kid Kenny's curse to you--
Daniel: That's about the size of it, yes--
Shep: So now we're both hanging out here, together, waiting to whatdidyoucallit "descend" yet again...
Daniel: Yeah, well, bit ironic, huh?
Shep: Yeah.... You realize, of course, that after I descend again I'm going to hunt you down and kill you, you b*****d?
Daniel: Get in line, Col. Sheppard. Get in line.

**penguininablender** · 09 August 2006, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_One

Me *opens T.V. Guide* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hunter look who's ni my magazine!Q! It's Daniel...he's sharing *drooool*
Hunter (a.K.A. jerk brother) *Burns it*
Me: oh my God!!! Hunter Killed Daniel....B******
Mom: don't use that language in my house

lmao!!! lol. That sounds like my mom (thank God I'm an only child)

**Planetary_Alliance** · 09 August 2006, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by OutThere

Shep: Okay, let me get this straight. You asked your friend Oma to pass on your curse to someone else--
Daniel: Um, yes--
Shep: And that someone happened to be me. And that's why I keep dying--
Daniel: Essentially, yes--
Shep: Then she passed on this kid Kenny's curse to you--
Daniel: That's about the size of it, yes--
Shep: So now we're both hanging out here, together, waiting to whatdidyoucallit "descend" yet again...
Daniel: Yeah, well, bit ironic, huh?
Shep: Yeah.... You realize, of course, that after I descend again I'm going to hunt you down and kill you, you b*****d?
Daniel: Get in line, Col. Sheppard. Get in line.

nice

**Andrew Joshua Talon** · 10 August 2006, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by OutThere

Shep: Okay, let me get this straight. You asked your friend Oma to pass on your curse to someone else--
Daniel: Um, yes--
Shep: And that someone happened to be me. And that's why I keep dying--
Daniel: Essentially, yes--
Shep: Then she passed on this kid Kenny's curse to you--
Daniel: That's about the size of it, yes--
Shep: So now we're both hanging out here, together, waiting to whatdidyoucallit "descend" yet again...
Daniel: Yeah, well, bit ironic, huh?
Shep: Yeah.... You realize, of course, that after I descend again I'm going to hunt you down and kill you, you b*****d?
Daniel: Get in line, Col. Sheppard. Get in line.

Heh heh heh... You get green for this!

**gatebuster64** · 10 August 2006, 08:51 AM

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthrea...54#post5633654 scroll to the top of the page and read the first three posts

**Andrew Joshua Talon** · 10 August 2006, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by gatebuster64

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthrea...54#post5633654 scroll to the top of the page and read the first three posts

Not bad, not bad at all...

**IrishPisano** · 10 August 2006, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Andrew Joshua Talon

Not bad, not bad at all...

i guess that depends on how you have the pages oriented (latest first, oldest first) quite frankly i'm too lazy to go perusing the various orientations of the threads to understand that of which you are speaking.

-5 for you.

back to killing daniel:

<<head explodes from trying to figure out what gatebuster64's talking about>>
me: you b******

**gatebuster64** · 10 August 2006, 10:20 AM

me: *pushes IrishPisano over* *Irish falls on Daniel and snaps Daniel's neck*
Jack: you killed Daniel
Sam: you B*****d

**IrishPisano** · 10 August 2006, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by gatebuster64

me: *pushes IrishPisano over* *Irish falls on Daniel and snaps Daniel's neck*
Jack: you killed Daniel
Sam: you B*****d

me: <<rips of daniel's arms and beats gatebuster64 to death while daniel dies from massive blood loss>>
me: i killed both of you
me: you b*******

**Amann** · 10 August 2006, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by IrishPisano

me: <<rips of daniel's arms and beats gatebuster64 to death while daniel dies from massive blood loss>>
me: i killed both of you
me: you b*******

*tosses grenade, killing all of you*
Me: Yep, im a ******* all right

**Andrew Joshua Talon** · 10 August 2006, 10:50 AM

Indeed. You all suck.

**susanne** · 10 August 2006, 02:17 PM

: well he's back folks and yes he's naked again!

: hey i didnt ask for this! *completely nude still*
* a crowd of fangirls come rushing in and rip shep to bits*

: omg! fangirls killed daniel uh i mean shep!

: aye that lucky b*s*erd!
------------at the sgc------------

: oh daniel please die again

: anything for you baby *shoots himself in the head and descends*

oh daniel!

*comes in and shoots him dead again*

: cam! he already died today! he shot himself!

: that b*s*erd! i wanted to kill him!

**Elles** · 10 August 2006, 06:44 PM

Sheppard: What, that many women?
Daniel: That's right...
Sheppard: Not fair!
Daniel: Well if you don't like it, take it up with TPTB...
Sheppard: Actually I thought I might... stab you multiple times with a pencil!
*stabs Daniel with pencil*
Vala: Oh my God! Sheppard killed Daniel! You're my hero!
Sheppard: Why?
*Daniel descends... the same way he always does*
Vala: That's why.

**IrishPisano** · 11 August 2006, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by Elles

Sheppard: What that many women?
Daniel: That's right...
Sheppard: Not fair!
Daniel: Well if you don't like it, take it up with TPTB...
Sheppard: Actually I thought I might... stab you multiple times with a pencil!
*stabs Daniel with pencil*
Vala: Oh my God! Sheppard killed Daniel! You're my hero!
Sheppard: Why?
*Daniel descends... the same way he always does*
Vala: That's why.

i see... now if only weir felt the same way about me... stupid cold-blooded...

oh is that so? <<kills sheppard with his pencil>>

you pegasus people are so weird

**Col. Shadow Quinn** · 11 August 2006, 11:40 AM

I am Daniel of Borg, resistance is futile, lower your weapons and shield, your biological and technological distinctive shall be added to our own, and your race will serve the borg.

That's about the farthest from what seven of nine looks like.

*puts on seven of nine's outfit*

*jack takes picture and shows it to everyone*
SGC: OMFG, Daniel is a transexual Viking transvestite!!!!

*skydives and get caught in Enterprise E's tractor beam*
Picard: cut him up, kill that borg!!!!!!!!
Data: Aye sir *cut Daniel up using Borg cutting beams*.
SG1: Whoa, Enterprise E killed Daniel.
*His remains splatter on Enterprise E's hull*

It's useless, I have the higher ground.

Don't underestimate me *Daniel jumps over Jack and jack cuts his arms and legs off and Daniel fall in lava*

these llightsabers are real, cool!

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