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    Originally posted by Lord_Minister
    Baal: sir looks like hes giving up on us and hitting the weaker ships of PA....
    Me: we cant assist her our weapons would destroy everything in this solar system....
    Carter: what about our fighterwings?
    Me: launch them!
    *archangel fighters launch*
    *one of pimps bombers fire some weapon at a 304 instantly destroying it*
    Baal: what the hell was that!
    Me: it cant be...
    Baal: what!
    Me: that looks like a centauri sheild disruptor....
    Baal: a what?
    Carter: the centauri people we working on a weapon the would cut through any sheild. but they canceled the research..
    Me: how the hell did pimp get ahold of those designs!
    Baal: sir you have been betrayed..
    *200 more ships are destroyed*
    Carter:sir hes making a run at us!
    baal: our sheilds can handle it!
    Me: no actually they cant...
    Baal: what about the armor?
    Me: we can take no more than three shots..
    Baal: we have to retreat!
    Me: i agree.... lets get out of her...
    *crusader enters hyperspace*
    *everyone watchs as pimp takes out anther fleet*
    NOOOOOOO! Run to my home world! its on the other side of the universe! all the way on the other side of the universe..he'll never be able to follow u!

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      i got my best people working on a plan... we need help.

      *thor asgard arives*
      Everybody: *bows* Hallowed is thor asgard!
      Thor asgard: rise! i bring news for the ascended realm.
      Me: yes great one?
      Thor Asgard: the gods have allowed me to assist you in exchange for the compleat destruction of the ascended being joe....
      LM: we will do what ever you ask my lord.

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        Originally posted by Lord_Minister
        i got my best people working on a plan... we need help.

        *thor asgard arives*
        Everybody: *bows* Hallowed is thor asgard!
        Thor asgard: rise! i bring news for the ascended realm.
        Me: yes great one?
        Thor Asgard: the gods have allowed me to assist you in exchange for the compleat destruction of the ascended being joe....
        LM: we will do what ever you ask my lord.
        Wow, you dont think highly of yourself at all...

        And I take it you didn't like the signature I made for you?

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          Originally posted by Drk Star
          Wow, you dont think highly of yourself at all...

          And I take it you didn't like the signature I made for you?
          Hey now! lol he did die... but couldnt we use some1 else that ascended like hammond?

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            Originally posted by Drk Star
            Wow, you dont think highly of yourself at all...

            And I take it you didn't like the signature I made for you?
            I liked it i just had to reduce my sig. whats the link again?

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              Originally posted by Lord_Minister
              I liked it i just had to reduce my sig. whats the link again?
              http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...r/Hallowed.jpg
              I can shrink it if you want...

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                Originally posted by Drk Star
                Thats a nice pic!

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                  Originally posted by Drk Star
                  it should be fine. ill just remove the quote. lol

                  now back to business...
                  *thor and the scientist are aruging*
                  thor asgard: you are so stupid dr mckay! you your plan wont work!
                  McKay: im sorry but im not superman! how the hell do you know everything?
                  Thor asgard: what part of the word god dont you understand?
                  Me: my lord is he bothering you? *bows*
                  Thor Asgard: no im fine. get carter in here though! atleast she has a brain!
                  McKay: *gets mad and walks out*

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                    Originally posted by Lord_Minister
                    it should be fine. ill just remove the quote. lol

                    now back to business...
                    *thor and the scientist are aruging*
                    thor asgard: you are so stupid dr mckay! you your plan wont work!
                    McKay: im sorry but im not superman! how the hell do you know everything?
                    Thor asgard: what part of the word god dont you understand?
                    Me: my lord is he bothering you? *bows*
                    Thor Asgard: no im fine. get carter in here though! atleast she has a brain!
                    McKay: *gets mad and walks out*
                    Hey hey hey dont diss mckay cuz without him the show wouldnt be as interesting and he is really funny sometimes especially whens hes with the doctor(im tired so i forget his name)

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                      Thor Asgard: well well well colonel carter your plan just might work.
                      Carter: *technobable*
                      Thor Asgard: interesting... maybe we can defeat pimp after all.
                      Carter: well i both like to brag but i have blown up a sun.
                      Thor Asgard: i have blown up several... but you still have a good plan. Not bad for a primative human...

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                        Originally posted by Lord_Minister
                        Thor Asgard: well well well colonel carter your plan just might work.
                        Carter: *technobable*
                        Thor Asgard: interesting... maybe we can defeat pimp after all.
                        Carter: well i both like to brag but i have blown up a sun.
                        Thor Asgard: i have blown up several... but you still have a good plan. Not bad for a primative human...
                        Your so right. Humans are so primitive but i have figured out some stuff about predaliens. They arent as stupid as i thought, they are larger and more dangerous than predators depending on the rank of the predator cuz a predator ancient could destroy one with ease but a blooded would most likely be killed. the only problem im having is the chest burstering part...

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                          Originally posted by Lord_Minister
                          Thor Asgard: well well well colonel carter your plan just might work.
                          Carter: *technobable*
                          Thor Asgard: interesting... maybe we can defeat pimp after all.
                          Carter: well i both like to brag but i have blown up a sun.
                          Thor Asgard: i have blown up several... but you still have a good plan. Not bad for a primative human...
                          who u calling primitive
                          I am a Colonel in the great colilition
                          http://www.stargatechat.zoomshare.com/
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnAu-...earch=Stargate

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                            whats going on guys?
                            You can never really know some completely. That's why it's the most terrifying thing in the world, really - taking someone on faith, hoping they'll take you on faith too. It's such a precarious balance, it's a wonder we do it at all. And yet...
                            -Libba Bray

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                              Originally posted by SGA_Love
                              whats going on guys?
                              It's RPG stuff. Just ignore and it will go away soon enough.

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                                Carter: my lord thor *bows* it is such a honor working with a god!
                                Thor Asgard: thank you now please get back to work or i'll cause a major earthquake.
                                Carter: yes great and powerful one. *bows*

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