The Great Coalition

[dansher]

*the great god of water calls up a major rain storm and puts out the fire.

your inside

[Lord_Minister]

the roof leaks?

[dansher]

the roof leaks?

fine

*i use my powers to shield you and sga_love from anything that can put out the fire that is burning you alive*

[susanne]

whats going on and why do i smell a fire? (i dont think ill like this)

[dansher]

whats going on and why do i smell a fire? (i dont think ill like this)

im a god now and im burning sga_love and Lord_Minister for not worshiping me.

[susanne]

im a god now and im burning sga_love and Lord_Minister for not worshiping me.

dansher i haventy had sugar for a week and unless you want me to whoop your ass stop preteending to be god!

[Lord_Minister]

Thor Asgard appears

Thor: greetings Lord minister
Lord minister *bows* My great and powerful lord you died.
Thor: how can you kill a god!?
LM: I dont know my lord. please forgive my foolishness.
Thor Asgard: its ok...
LM: what do I owe the honor?
Thor Asgard: you have heard about the dude named Joe right?
LM: yes we just killed over 6 billion of his followers. We kick ass....
Thor: yes... but you also know back in the early days of the coalition the took control of susanne and the entire coalition plus everybody in the galxay had to come and stop him? This led to a joint strick by myself and Anubis against the ancients...
LM: and now hes back?
Thor: yes hes the anti-thor. No man will be able to buy or sell usless they wear the mark of the anti-christ.... oh wait wrong religion....
LM: we will stop him!

[dansher]

dansher i haventy had sugar for a week and unless you want me to whoop your ass stop preteending to be god!

but i am a god i accended

[susanne]

but i am a god i accended

so ascention does not make you a god now get your butt down here dansher and bahve or so help me ill come up there and blast your ass off for you

[dansher]

so ascention does not make you a god now get your butt down here dansher and bahve or so help me ill come up there and blast your ass off for you

don't make me burn you aswell

[susanne]

don't make me burn you aswell

you definatley have a screw loose now get your butt down here you dont want to see a tok'ra (or your boss) kicking someones ass

[dansher]

you definatley have a screw loose now get your butt down here you dont want to see a tok'ra (or your boss) kicking someones ass

*your god dansher appears*

you called ma'am?

[susanne]

*your god dansher appears*

you called ma'am?

de ascend or face me *slots on hand device*

[dansher]

de ascend or face me *slots on hand device*

no i like being ascended!

[susanne]

no i like being ascended!

you get down here now or ill bust your ass right down to airman!