Once upon a time, two Tango-loving Wraith decided to sing and dance to seduce Teal'c. Mr. T was forced to kiss Daniel, but it was gay as he was saved by Felger. Beckett had taken McKay as a trophy. The gay flavored Steve's (the wraith) hair with pheromones. Bob ate goo covered lizards. Rodney and Adria danced together. Daniel cut off Vala's hair while Jack kissed Sam. Jonas streaked around his quarters while an anxious Woolsey waited for Sheppard, who was eating Elizabeth's chocolate. A gay Ba'al seduced Repli-Carter before she stealing her clothes. Daniel ate a gay piece of bread and realized it was gay toast from breakfast. Michael (the gay) was drunkenly whispering gay love songs to his slave Sheppard. Teyla danced on Sheppard's P-90, until beyond tomorrow. With a rubber gay ducky, Vala crushed Daniel's glasses and his bag of super gay peanut-filled M&M's, while Lucius was looking up McDonald's Big Macs. Biro was super gay. Rhys (the Wraith) was gay to Ronan and loved culling. Martouf/Lantash love Samantha and captured Kolya who wasn't a gay prisoner. Lorne crashed a skateboard over a now gay and hysterically crying Kavanagh. Ba'al and Hermoid, while they where eating all the gay chocolate bunnies, laughed like crazy! Within hours Hathor's followers swarmed over Atlantis, seducing Lorne with several P-90s and gay guns when, suddenly a gay-colored fire extinguisher appeared from Zelenka's gay-potential box. It succeeded and kidnapped Zelenka's gay polk-a-dotted goldfish. Steve almost irritated the self-destruct by accidentally unshackling an unknown pitch-black creature that cuddled drones. The gay Hive Caretaker saw ketchup smeared on her dress. Now the gay had to babysit a gay snarky super cute McKay. Therefore, gay wraith dialed earth and disappeared with a gay decorated porn-mag and cloned gay Woolsey before anybody could react to stop it. Now, Urgo attempted to help Daniel slurping milkshakes. Teyla climbed inside Sheppard's inflatable doll filled tent but failed to pack ancient maps of gay bug nests and lost her marbles completely. A totally gay-minded Sheppard! Doppelganger spun around in confusion watching gay whale surface and swallow Rodney whole. Suddenly Chuck's gay wedding dress was snurched by an angry Kavanaugh, who suddenly Started to morph into a gay submarine, who hijacked many paper planes. The gay, who enjoyed flying, glided across a molten chocolate lake and their pilot failed to detect a gay kangaroo and immediately regretted Flying the ship upwards as an enemy gay shot a missile filled with gay bombs and flew haphazardly into something he suspected was either a mistake or just a gay joke made up by his commander, who just chewed cake and laughed evilly at the commotion. Alas it was too gay and the My Little Pony disappeared with all the gay Underwear. Ancients were gay because the pony ordered Daniel to worship the snarky gay lollipop holder and support it in worshipping McKay with Sheppard's trousers knotted to an Ancient banner showing Atlantis floating on molten chocolate pie. Weir thought that this was gay and reassumed writing the guide to survive in Pegasus on dark chocolate covered wraithscull bones of lemon. This caused Rodney to rant as he would then have to eat his gay pants instead, John chucked him some chocolate covered mangos when McKay tripped on a pumpkin. Zelenka screamed because of Caldwell's gay appearance! Kvasir jumped into Zelenka's gay-potential bathroom and cried. Sam said something about Jack's earmuffs poking and smoke rose up so the sky would darken with ketchup covered ZedPM's, which Replicated and morphed into Tacos even if it's probability was not gay for monkeys to type in Ancient. A gay wraith necklace was discovered by Teyla and stolen by Rodney, but as Sheppard stopped eating, he accidentally shot Cameron in the Foot. Then Daniel kissed Carter passionately in front of Jack, who punched him. Then Todd stole the broken down fluffy gay Warship! Thor poked Daniel with an ancient intelligence creating lollipop, which exploded Anise's arm. Anubis saw something gay coming his way, it was gay! Vala stepped on Daniel's foot, who then cried and punched Teal'c who immidietely seized a gay rubber duckie and stepped forward with a gay grin. Then Lorne fell over a orange painted gay Kavanaugh that was curled up on a gay shape of goo on the floor and slid ass over Tea Pot towards an extremely gay Cadwell who tripped over disintegrating floors and tables. gay McKay purposely made a face that literally transformed him into something gay. Sheppard kissed Kenny with passion in front of Ronon who secretly envied Sheppard's hips. Daniel was flying on a vampire bat to Atlantis. Radek lusted after Chuck's gay sandwich that was quickly transported onboard the Hive, then Todd grabbed a fork. Woolsey sat on the puddle-jumper, manipulating wind with coffee beans and Soda.
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