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things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom
Ronon: I Come from a land down under
Where the beer flows and the men chunder
Cant you hear cant you hear the thunder
you better run you better take cover
Carter: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Expedition, it has been an honor and privilege to serve as your commander. As you know, I have decided to return to Earth. I am pleased to announce though that the IOC has named a new commander...one that I'm certain will lead to you new heights...Please welcome Stewie Griffin as your new commander.
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Carter: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Expedition, it has been an honor and privilege to serve as your commander. As you know, I have decided to return to Earth. I am pleased to announce though that the IOC has named a new commander...one that I'm certain will lead to you new heights...Please welcome Stewie Griffin as your new commander.
Who's Stewie Griffin?
And are you going to answer the question that I asked you earlier?
"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore
And are you going to answer the question that I asked you earlier?
Actually, I thought I had answered it, but now remember that my browser screwed up the post...technically I didn't look it up as that implies relying on a book.
WHO IS STEWIE GRIFFIN??! :HOCKED::
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Actually, I thought I had answered it, but now remember that my browser screwed up the post...technically I didn't look it up as that implies relying on a book.
WHO IS STEWIE GRIFFIN??! :HOCKED::
I've heard the name before, but I have no idea who that is! Don't yell at me!
"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore
I've heard the name before, but I have no idea who that is! Don't yell at me!
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles.
Spoiler:
Originally posted by ebethman
Look to the last page to find one of those strange little posts that no one sees at the end of a page. They are a strange creature. Denied attention from other posts they banned together. By day they are simple, unassuming posts. By night, they solve crime. One of them is called frank. He likes marbles. He has twelve of them. Each has it's own unique binary code which is related to several characteristics. Size. Colour. Public speaking ability....
All Hail Stewie! Hallowed is the Stewie! Blessed are his diapers.
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
All Hail Stewie! Hallowed is the Stewie! Blessed are his diapers.
"DAM YOU VIAL WOMAN, you have impeded my work since the day I escaped from your reached womb."
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles.
Spoiler:
Originally posted by ebethman
Look to the last page to find one of those strange little posts that no one sees at the end of a page. They are a strange creature. Denied attention from other posts they banned together. By day they are simple, unassuming posts. By night, they solve crime. One of them is called frank. He likes marbles. He has twelve of them. Each has it's own unique binary code which is related to several characteristics. Size. Colour. Public speaking ability....
All Hail Stewie! Hallowed is the Stewie! Blessed are his diapers.
...Weirdo.
John: Hit it!
Maine Jise Abhi Abhi Dekha Hai
Kaun Hai Woh Anjaani
Woh Hai Koi Kali Ya Koi Kiran
Ya Hai Koi Kahani
Use Jitna Dekhon Utna Sochon
Kya Use Main Keh Doon
Pretty Woman
Hey Pretty Woman
Dekho Dekho Na Pretty Woman
Pretty Woman
Dekho Dekho Na Pretty Woman
Pretty Woman
Tum Bhi Kaho Naa Pretty Woman
Stewie: You know what else is weird? (He farts and his right eye turns red.)
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Barbossa: (kneeing towards the newly landed City of Atlantis) Calypso! I come before you as but a servant and..... *hate gets shot off by a Drone* ya blew my hat off you [BLEEP!]
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
The Very Happy British Lady: Attention Atlantis! A new policy prohibits the answering of prayers asking to save your life from the Wraith, Replicators, Genii, etc. after 2 PM Friday, or on Saturday or Sunday. These prayers will be answered on Monday after 8 Am. Of course, you may be dead by then, so be sure to be happy! Thank you!
"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore
The Very Happy British Lady: Attention Atlantis! A new policy prohibits the answering of prayers asking to save your life from the Wraith, Replicators, Genii, etc. after 2 PM Friday, or on Saturday or Sunday. These prayers will be answered on Monday after 8 Am. Of course, you may be dead by then, so be sure to be happy! Thank you!
Do I look like NetFlix?
The Very Happy British Lady: umphft...hoompft....kidnapfht...umpft...help
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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