The Very Happy British Lady: In celebration of this holdiay season, we're going to be piping in Christmas music throughout the entire city. Since of course that this is a Christian holiday, if you're Jewish, Islamic, Hindi, Budist or any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas, you'll just have to crank up your iPods.
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostThe Very Happy British Lady: In celebration of this holdiay season, we're going to be piping in Christmas music throughout the entire city. Since of course that this is a Christian holiday, if you're Jewish, Islamic, Hindi, Budist or any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas, you'll just have to crank up your iPods.
i thought she was dead............
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Originally posted by MajorShipper View PostAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! its the Very happy british lady!!!!!!!!!!
i thought she was dead............
http://forum.gateworld.net/showpost....&postcount=829Last edited by chyron; 25 November 2007, 04:11 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Announcement: Tracy Turnblad has savagedly and without provocation brutally bludgened Colonel Sheppard with a baseball bat!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostAnnouncement: Colonel Sheppard to the rec room...you're late for you appointment with Lady Heather.I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostAnnouncement: Tracy Turnblad has savagedly and without provocation brutally bludgened Colonel Sheppard with a baseball bat!Last edited by chyron; 27 November 2007, 04:10 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Someone at the top of their voice: WRAITH!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Teyilia View PostSomeone at the top of their voice: WRAITH!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by sillyscipia View PostJohn, squealing like a little girl: AHHHH! Help me, Teyla! There's a big, mean Wraith chasing me!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Lady Heather: "...what do you mean he's engaged to Sara?" [screams of bad-pain] "oops, sorry Ronon. I think I need to cut our session short today. I have to go punish someone."
*sounds of stillettos striding through halls*
*kawoosh*
Lady Heather: "aaaah---"
Sam Carter: "OMG!"
Chucknician: "Oops, I didn't know she was gonna walk right in front of it."
John Sheppard: "Yes!"
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Originally posted by JJSNgadget View PostLady Heather: "...what do you mean he's engaged to Sara?" [screams of bad-pain] "oops, sorry Ronon. I think I need to cut our session short today. I have to go punish someone."
*sounds of stillettos striding through halls*
*kawoosh*
Lady Heather: "aaaah---"
Sam Carter: "OMG!"
Chucknician: "Oops, I didn't know she was gonna walk right in front of it."
John Sheppard: "Yes!"
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to be continued..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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The Very HAPPY! British Lady: To celebrate this holiday season, we will be piping holiday music throughout the city using the intercom system. We'll all be sharing in the greatest holiday hits - in the original Klingon. tlhIngan maH!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by MajorShipper View Postuummm... who is lady heather?I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Originally posted by Lilith View Postin CSI: Las Vegas, Lady Heather is a reaccuring guest character who just happens to be a domina and own her own pleasure house.... at one point in time they hinted that there could/would possibly be something b/t Lady Heather and Grisom, but that never filled out...."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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