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    #1141
    Aww, don't leave!!

    And Teylilia, (did I spell that right? Probably not ), I'd give you green for that pic of the cat, omg...but it won't let me!!

    Announcement: Due to the overstock of Halloween candy, we are giving all leftover chocolate to Dr. McKay...
    "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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    Sig by ME!!!

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      #1142
      Annoucement Would Sheppard please extricate the PSF from McKay's vicinity, for all of our sakes.
      Truth is a torch that gleams through the fog without dispelling it.

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        #1143
        Announcement: Norma Desmond. Paging Norma Desmond. Please report to the set, we're ready for your close up.
        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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          #1144
          Announcement: ABCNews is reporting that Merkat Manor is a staged production using actors and a script. The report has been independently confirmed by CNN.
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            #1145
            Originally posted by chyron View Post
            Announcement: ABCNews is reporting that Merkat Manor is a staged production using actors and a script. The report has been independently confirmed by CNN.

            That show rocks
            Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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              #1146
              Two Ancients:
              First Ancient: I hear you are in love with somebody
              Second: huh? Am not!
              FA: Come on Morgan Everybody knows you like Merlin
              (fist fight follows and 12,000 years later the following happens)
              Rodney: hey Carter guess what Morgan Le Fey was in love with Merlin!
              (McKay gets slugged in the face from a piece of machinery) OW!

              This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
              "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
              "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                #1147
                Originally posted by Teyilia View Post
                Two Ancients:
                First Ancient: I hear you are in love with somebody
                Second: huh? Am not!
                FA: Come on Morgan Everybody knows you like Merlin
                (fist fight follows and 12,000 years later the following happens)
                Rodney: hey Carter guess what Morgan Le Fey was in love with Merlin!
                (McKay gets slugged in the face from a piece of machinery) OW!
                That was hilarious Tey!
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                  #1148
                  While Rodney was on the mainland:
                  Carter: Rodney is gone, I repeat, Rodney is gone. Spread those things out.
                  Deadalus, beam us out of here!

                  Rodney comes back to see that the whole Atlantis crew has been turned in to..
                  LEMONS!!

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                    #1149
                    Announcement: We've just received word that our request for reinforcements has been approved. The IOA is dispatching the Commando Elite for immediate arrival. Oh, and please watch your step once they do arrive.
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      #1150
                      Announcement: Female members of the expedition who find that they are unable to resist male members who perform the 'Peyton Place After Midnight' dance can obtain live rounds of ammunition from the armory.
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        #1151
                        "Daniel, my little cunning linguist, could you please come to my quarters. I require yourassisstance."
                        "Vala, get back to Earth!"
                        "You mean this isn't my room? I wondered why it was suddenly brighter and bigger than before."
                        "Please ignore her, I think she drank too much at the wedding."
                        "Congratulations again on your nuptuals."
                        "Thank you, Teal'c."
                        "So where can a guy do some fishing around here?"
                        grumbles pines over no longer available hot blonde scientist/CO
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                        Doctor Who and Top Gear
                        The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.

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                          #1152
                          Announcement: {Insert your name here}, your mother will be moving into your living quarters in the next day or two.
                          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                            #1153
                            Originally posted by chyron View Post
                            Announcement: {Insert your name here}, your mother will be moving into your living quarters in the next day or two.
                            LOL!
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                              #1154
                              Originally posted by chyron View Post
                              Announcement: {Insert your name here}, your mother will be moving into your living quarters in the next day or two.
                              I WONDERED why Carter had me make my....WAIT A MINUTE!!!! MOM'S COMING HERE?!!!

                              This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                              "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                              "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                                #1155
                                Originally posted by Teyilia View Post
                                I WONDERED why Carter had me make my....WAIT A MINUTE!!!! MOM'S COMING HERE?!!!
                                ...and she's bringing baby pictures of you when your were naked lying on the living room floor and looking so cute when you pee'd and made a little fountain...
                                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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