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Attention, Colonel Samantha Carter is our new expedition leader.
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Hey! This is NOT the Things that Dr. Weir would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom thread."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
Emergency Command Hologram: I, am the Emergency Command Hologram and have taken control of the city due sever injuries to the command staff. There is nothing to fear...fear...frear...There...nothing...fear...There is fear...nothing...nothing...fear...error...error...cannot compute...Hillary...Hillary..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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We have found something new in the ancient systems...
What is it
AS i was about to say it appears to be an advanced computer interfact which interacts with the user
Like a Robot?
No not like a robot like a computer which can communicate with you
Like a robot!
Fine its a robot
like one of them replicators things? If so i am going to kill it!
NO, like a normal computer which can talk
Can we just get on with it please?
FINE! Starting it up.....
Computer: FFFFFEERRRRRR DEEP DEEP FFFFFFFFEEEEERRRRRR
Great communication interfact
Its thousands of years old let it warm up, But when it starts up trust me! I am sure it will be able to navigate Atlantis back home!
Computer: Deep Deep Buzz........ Whats up dudes! The names HOLLY! So anyone know where we are? No? Oh well... Juinor angler anyone to pass the time?sigpic
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is that the holly that i think it is...Originally posted by MechaThor View Post We have found something new in the ancient systems...
What is it
AS i was about to say it appears to be an advanced computer interfact which interacts with the user
Like a Robot?
No not like a robot like a computer which can communicate with you
Like a robot!
Fine its a robot
like one of them replicators things? If so i am going to kill it!
NO, like a normal computer which can talk
Can we just get on with it please?
FINE! Starting it up.....
Computer: FFFFFEERRRRRR DEEP DEEP FFFFFFFFEEEEERRRRRR
Great communication interfact
Its thousands of years old let it warm up, But when it starts up trust me! I am sure it will be able to navigate Atlantis back home!
Computer: Deep Deep Buzz........ Whats up dudes! The names HOLLY! So anyone know where we are? No? Oh well... Juinor angler anyone to pass the time?
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Sheppard: The rumors that I was once a woman are completely true. How else do you think I know so much about hairstyling?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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oh god... the tranni images T-T excuse me... i must go wash my eyes out with ethnol now....Originally posted by chyron View PostI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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: What's up Mckay?
: I found something great!
: What?
: A hologram.
: Turn it on then.
: Okay click that and...
Doctor: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
: What!?
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Annoucement: Attention all personel! Inturders in Atlantis!
Kirk: Spook, McCoy, Scott!Comment
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Dale Earnhart: My name is Dale and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. Sauron is gathering his forces and soon he will move against the kingdoms of men. I need this city to save Middle Earth. We have much work to do before I transform myself into a Minbari.""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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"Asteriod dead head!""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Sid (from Ice Ages) Voice: Captain; Ice Burg ahead!
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progressComment
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Atlantis Computer: Your complementary trial period has now ended. For full and unrestricted access to the city's database, systems and advanced weaponry, please purchase a license. Licenses can be purchases at any terminal throughout the city. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed this demonstration. All systems will shut down in 60 seconds. The shield will be deactivated in 5 minutes."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Annoucement: OH My God its GODZILLA!
Annoucement: Attention please evacuate the city. The Shaking you can feel is the result of the city being clamped by Ebirahs Giant Claw
(ok i exspect VERY few to get that last one)
Earl J Hicky: Hi My name is Earl and i was wondering if i could speak with a Ronon Dex? I need to cross him off my list, for stealing his car so he could not escape from the wraith and so was captured as a runner. His number 28....... No Randy we can't play moonraker in a pubble jumper!
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Announcement: Rodney McKay has won 'Who wants to be Superhero?'. The signed copies of the first edition of his very own comic book will be delivered down to your quarters."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Carson: Quick somebody! Please get a tampon to the East Pier stat I need it for Rodney....err...his bloody nose."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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