things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[firedust22]

zelenka: mcay's porn had a virus that crashed the ancient data base.

McKay (to Zelenka): Your mom's porn had a virus that crashed the antient database...


(Not intended to offend anyone in any way, shape, or form. I'm just being random. This thread seems to be a good place for that!! )

[Elles]

Zelenka (to his mom): Don't worry Mama... I made a back up, I'll load it onto your laptop right now... *pause* Is that William Shatner? Mama?!? How could you look at such a thing? Ah! Get it away! Away!

[stargateSG147]

omg!! roflmao!!!!! you get green for that!

Thanks! I didn't think it was that great, I was just being random and honestly had no idea what I was typing!
LOL!

[Lilith]

your welcome SG147... i actually fell out of my chair laughing....

Random Wraith: Hello citizens of Atlantis. I am Lucy the Wraith. Yes, I know, I have a girl's name, but it's short for Lucifer. Atleast it's not as bad as McKay. His first name is-
McKay: -bursts down the door- Stop right there you evil, vial creature, and die!!!! -empties a clip of P-90 into wraith-
Shep: So yeah. We have a new secret weapon. McKay on rampage. If you happen to learn what his real name is, keep it to yourself, or you'll end up like this poor, defenseless wraith.

[stargateSG147]

your welcome SG147... i actually fell out of my chair laughing....

Random Wraith: Hello citizens of Atlantis. I am Lucy the Wraith. Yes, I know, I have a girl's name, but it's short for Lucifer. Atleast it's not as bad as McKay. His first name is-
McKay: -bursts down the door- Stop right there you evil, vial creature, and die!!!! -empties a clip of P-90 into wraith-
Shep: So yeah. We have a new secret weapon. McKay on rampage. If you happen to learn what his real name is, keep it to yourself, or you'll end up like this poor, defenseless wraith.

LOL thanks!!!
you shoulda seen my play on other Atlantis eps and some Trekkie stuff! FOCLH! (falling off chair laughing help) I made that up like last week or two weeks ago I don't know, but it suits you! lol.


and OMG yours is insanely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the fact that McKay's real name is Meredith!
*glances up from computer*
No please!
No no no no!!
I meant it in a good way!!!
HELP!!!
...............................................

[Sam fisher]

William Shatner and Teyla singing the Greatest Disco Hits of the 70's Acapella as they take a shower together....."If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby let me know..."

Dr. Weir and Bill Clinton singing the greatest duets of Klingon Opera as they take a bubble bath in whip cream... while sitting next them, Rodney clips his toenails

*Chokes on fish patties and apple sauce from reading these two posts within a minute* ACK!

[Elles]

Random Wraith: Hello citizens of Atlantis. I am Lucy the Wraith. Yes, I know, I have a girl's name, but it's short for Lucifer. Atleast it's not as bad as McKay. His first name is-

Sort of a random statement here... but my friend's sister once accused me of being Lucifer.

[2ndgenerationalteran]

Mcay: Elizibeth can we have a PJ go back so i can grab more cat food?
Wier: i dont think your gonna need that...
Mcay: why?
Wier: Col. Sheppard report to my office.
Shep (lower left pier): *to him self* Damn its about the cat I ran over isnt it?
Wier: its about the cat you ran over with your skateboard...
Mcay: FLUFFY!

[Lilith]

Sort of a random statement here... but my friend's sister once accused me of being Lucifer.

haha!! that's nothing... at my school my best friend/[( not legaly adopted )] brother is Satan and i'm Lilith, or L for short

[stargateSG147]

McKay: Hello this is your captain speaking. Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Mr. Database, warp speed! Top warp! Weapons at maximum! Shields up! Oh my G** this is so cool! the enemy is coming! We are being taken over! To the transporter! Beam me up, Scotty-boy!

Beckett: The name's Carson and I'm a doctor not a bloody ship pilot!

McKay: Whatever- can't you see I'm trying to have fun here?
*rrrrrip*
Ah! My shirt!
*gets new one*
Ha ha ha I'm invulnerable!!!!
*rrrrip*
Oh cr@p.

that was my making fun of Star Trek/other Atlantis episodes one!

LOL, I even wrote it into my notebook!

[Kyle]

when you consider worshipping the Ori, or the Go'auld....

[2ndgenerationalteran]

Mcays voice: this is the song that never ends... (in the back ground) i've got it on a loop, it'll repeat for ever.

[Lilith]

Weir: Who ordered 25 gallons of automotive paint on the program's budget?!
Shep: Uh... that would be me....
McKay: Why do you need 25 gallons of automotive paint?
Shep: I thought I'd do pin stripes on the puddle jumpers....
Weir: I so need to give you more missions.....

[2ndgenerationalteran]

Wier: We have received a message from earth saying their last shipment of spinach was infected with ecoli. But dont be alarmed Mcay will find a cure...

[chyron]

"All personell will report at 1900 hours to the cafeteria for a viewing of the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL...failure to do so will result in sever punishment, not excluding being confined in a small space with Rodney..."