things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Mimzy]

: By the way, she's yours.
: WHA--HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[puddlejumperOZ]

This is sooo weird
What's that buddy?
McKay actually doing something physical
Yeah like what?
He got out of bed this morning

[Gate Ranger]

Rodney!
What?
Your cat is in the gate room, please come retrieve it.
TEYLA! *runs to get his new black and white kitty*






That's my cat.

[Princess Awinita]

has anyone seen my daughter?
When did you get a daughter? *to Beckett* did you give him too much morphine again? *beckett shakes his headm, he gave him none*
*spots a solid white cat sitting dead center of Chucks laptop, her paw sitting on the E key (and thankfully in a wordpad document)* Aha!! *Moves to pick her up, the kitty takes off like a white rocket* LILY!!

*whistles and turns off the PA system*.... that is the first time ANYONE heard Rodney yell for someone with that kind of athortiy!!

[puddlejumperOZ]

Hey McKay can you do this? (grabs can of coke a takes a deep swig)
Do what?
This.....buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Not funny John

[pookey]

Weir: Atlantis is sinking and we have no shields or boats and the puddlejumpers are all broke the zpm is out of power the gate doesnt work you cant swim to the mainland as Sheppard parked to far away from it, the wraith and replicators have formed an alliance and are on their way to exact revenge also, but Rodney is working on it...just dont tell him were outta coffee.......or he'll really freak out

[Mimzy]

: Did you know that there's a remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street coming out?

[puddlejumperOZ]

Attention, to all male personnel, as we are using shared toilets, please refrain from leaving your Playboy magazines behind, thank-you
Oh criminy, that's where I left it.

[Gate Ranger]

Have you seen my cat?
Yeah, she's out swimming in the ocean.
TEYLA! ! *runs to get kitty*

[puddlejumperOZ]

What are you doing Sheppard?
Suduko
Hmm, that would be an 8 there
McKay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jmoz]

Might have been said but...

Will the owner of the Blue SUV please move your car? You're blocking the driveway. Blue SUV, has a "My kid can beat up your honor roll kid" on the back. Thank you.
Oh that's mine, sorry.

[Gate Ranger]

Could the owner of the jumper on the roof please come retrieve it.
Oops! That's mine. *leaves to get jumper*

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

Excuse me everyone, Kavanagh has entered the building, I repeet, Kavanagh has entered the building.
*A few seconds later*
Kavanagh: I'm back everyone!......Hello?......Anyone!!?!

[jmoz]

McKay sets down his dinner the last of the steak and fries.
Ronon, mind watching this?
Sure, thing buddy.
McKay, please report to the Control Room, immediately.
McKay shows up.
What?! I'm missing a fantastic dinner.
Just need you to update your security code.
FINE!
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Where's my dinner?
What dinner? (Ronon wipes the side of his lips)
(On the intercom) BUUUUURP!

[Mimzy]

: Hey, guys, who wants to see Smurf Pocah--I mean, Avatar--again?