things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[sillyscipia]

This is stolen from my Hannah Montana fanfiction, but anyway....

*laughing her ass off*
: What? What’s so funny?
: Nothing!
: What’s so funny? Just tell me!
: Fine.
: Thank you. Now what is it?
: Your pants have a big hole in the butt.

[LiquidSky]

The Wraith just have invited themselves over for dinner. Their eta is in 1 hour

LS

[FN-P90]

This is stolen from my Hannah Montana fanfiction, but anyway....

*laughing her ass off*
: What? What’s so funny?
: Nothing!
: What’s so funny? Just tell me!
: Fine.
: Thank you. Now what is it?
: Your pants have a big hole in the butt.

lol

[sillyscipia]

lol

*Sheppard just woke Elizabeth up at 5:30 AM*
: Sheppard! I am going to beat you to death with nothing but a pair of Converses and a toothbrush!
: .....why a pair of Converses and a toothbrush?
: Because it's what popped into my head.

[Morgan le Fay]

*Sheppard just woke Elizabeth up at 5:30 AM*
: Sheppard! I am going to beat you to death with nothing but a pair of Converses and a toothbrush!
: .....why a pair of Converses and a toothbrush?
: Because it's what popped into my head.

*snorts* *giggles*

I can't green you.

[sillyscipia]

*snorts* *giggles*

I can't green you.

Nobody ever can.

[Mimzy]

Meh, you're right; I can't green you either

After "Search and Rescue"...

Spoiler:

Back on Earth...
: You HAVE to get Woolsey out of there!
: I CAN'T. He fired me!
: Well, so?
: What do you want me to do?
: I have a P-90.
: NO.
: PLEASE?!
: NO!!
: No one will know.
:
: GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

We all wish she could say yes to that, don't we?

[RodneyIsGodney]

OMGZ hahaha
btw, I LOVE your siggy!!!! David is adorable, especially in the A Dog's Breakfast banner! I can't believe S5 starts so soon...and that I'm going to see him at Shore Leave Con! OMGGG *faints from over-fangirlishness*

Is very jealous of you.

[Mimzy]

teeheeehee sorry.

And HEY! He's MY SG HUSBAND! HA!!

[FN-P90]

I greened you Silly

[Mimzy]

: *giggling madly*
: What's with you?
: BWAHAHAHAHAHA I killed Woolsey.
: You WHAT?!!

...wait a minute, that's something we WOULD want to hear. Nevermind. Everyone party, Rodney's a hero

[RodneyIsGodney]

teeheeehee sorry.

And HEY! He's MY SG HUSBAND! HA!!

One upping me now eh?

We shall see about that!

[Mimzy]

One upping me now eh?

We shall see about that!

I will NOT allow him to be a polygamist. And no, you cannot kill me; I stole an Aztec medallion and I can't die

[RodneyIsGodney]

Oh Mimzy...

Spoiler:

My latest sig! HAH!

[Mimzy]

Oh Mimzy...

Spoiler:

My latest sig! HAH!

WHAT?! NO! It's ON!!