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    The song is from 'The Labyrinth'.

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      ^^ Good one RiG

      Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
      It STILL won't let me green you.

      : Okay. I'm going to risk it all. I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot the world has ever seen! Okay, here goes... I...have a secret. I have a...a...raaaaa--

      : You have a rash?

      : NO! NO!

      Green for refrence.
      Ratatouille?
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        Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
        GW won't let me give you green!

        John: Rodney, do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
        Rodney: You ate yours. These are mine.
        John: Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
        Rodney: [mimicking] I paid for them! They're mine! [Blows a raspberry]
        John: Don't be saucy with me, Rodney.

        Green to whoever gets the reference.
        Mel Brooks History of the world!!
        heh heh... my boyfriend had me watch that not too long ago
        Spoiler:
        Before you met me I was a fairy princess
        I caught frogs and called them prince
        And made myself a queen
        Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
        I slept in castles and fell in love
        Because I was taught to dream

        I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
        To capture tinkerbell
        They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
        But I could always tell

        I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
        And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
        And anything I can to get by
        And fireflies...

        "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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          Originally posted by toomuchcaf View Post
          ^^ Good one RiG

          Thanx
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            Ronnin (singing): My... :: hick :: ... song is :: hick :: for John....

            Ready to embrace the day as we both break.
            When the light stole in it
            found me wide awake.
            Wasted from a sleepless night I
            reach to touch your hair

            Withdraw an empty hand for
            you're no longer there.
            In between the silence
            leaving is an empty space.
            Save the ticking of a clock
            whose hands are sweeping past its face.

            And I just don't want to be lonely
            night and day

            But as I look around me Ijust feel
            that way - for you only.

            I turn my hand to something
            that would clear my head

            But I could not forget the
            parting words we shared.
            I opened up my mind to all the
            [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/cgO ]
            pictures I could trace

            But I could not recall the
            contours of your face.
            And oh
            he slipped away before I had
            the chance to say:
            If I did something wrong please tell me
            Ill accept the blame.

            And I just don't want to be lonely
            night and day
            . . .
            For you only -
            And I just don't want to be lonely
            night and day
            . . .
            For you only -

            In between the silence
            leaving is an empty space.
            Save the ticking of a clock
            whose hands are sweeping past its face.
            And I just don't want to be lonely
            night and day
            . . .
            For you only -
            And I just don't want to be lonely
            night and day
            . . .
            For you only -
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              Originally posted by chyron View Post
              Ronnin (singing): My... :: hick :: ... song is :: hick :: for John....

              Ready to embrace the day as we both break.
              When the light stole in it
              found me wide awake.
              Wasted from a sleepless night I
              reach to touch your hair

              Withdraw an empty hand for
              you're no longer there.
              In between the silence
              leaving is an empty space.
              Save the ticking of a clock
              whose hands are sweeping past its face.

              And I just don't want to be lonely
              night and day

              But as I look around me Ijust feel
              that way - for you only.

              I turn my hand to something
              that would clear my head

              But I could not forget the
              parting words we shared.
              I opened up my mind to all the
              [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/cgO ]
              pictures I could trace

              But I could not recall the
              contours of your face.
              And oh
              he slipped away before I had
              the chance to say:
              If I did something wrong please tell me
              Ill accept the blame.

              And I just don't want to be lonely
              night and day
              . . .
              For you only -
              And I just don't want to be lonely
              night and day
              . . .
              For you only -

              In between the silence
              leaving is an empty space.
              Save the ticking of a clock
              whose hands are sweeping past its face.
              And I just don't want to be lonely
              night and day
              . . .
              For you only -
              And I just don't want to be lonely
              night and day
              . . .
              For you only -
              :
              : Oooh! OOH! I have a song for Woolsey!

              It's a small world after all
              It's a small world after all
              It's a small world after all
              It's a small, small world

              It's a world of laughter
              A world of...



              Woolsey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
              : Good one, buddy!
              : *still in shock*
              "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                (If you knew the original song, you'd be rolling in laughter - google 'For You Only' Allison Moyet...back to the point)

                Weir (in leather with a chain as a prop):
                I went to a party last Saturday night
                I didn't get laid, I got in a fight,
                Uh, huh
                It ain't no big thing
                Late for my job and the traffic was bad
                Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man,
                Uh, huh
                It ain't no big thing
                I went to a party last Saturday night
                I told you that story, I'd be alright
                Uh, huh
                It ain't no big thing

                But I know what I like
                I know I like dancin' with you
                And I know what you like
                I know you like dancin' with me
                Yeah, yeah

                Kiss me once
                Kiss me twice
                C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly
                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                  Rodney swearing..... in English

                  This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                  "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                  "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                    Originally posted by chyron View Post
                    (If you knew the original song, you'd be rolling in laughter - google 'For You Only' Allison Moyet...back to the point)

                    Weir (in leather with a chain as a prop):
                    I went to a party last Saturday night
                    I didn't get laid, I got in a fight,
                    Uh, huh
                    It ain't no big thing
                    Late for my job and the traffic was bad
                    Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man,
                    Uh, huh
                    It ain't no big thing
                    I went to a party last Saturday night
                    I told you that story, I'd be alright
                    Uh, huh
                    It ain't no big thing

                    But I know what I like
                    I know I like dancin' with you
                    And I know what you like
                    I know you like dancin' with me
                    Yeah, yeah

                    Kiss me once
                    Kiss me twice
                    C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly


                    Oh my God...

                    "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                      Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post


                      Oh my God...

                      Did I mention the fishnet stockings, the knee high leather boots, the long haired blonde wig and the whip?
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        Originally posted by chyron View Post
                        Did I mention the fishnet stockings, the knee high leather boots, the long haired blonde wig and the whip?
                        You are mentally ill. You have ruined that song for me.
                        "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                          Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
                          You are mentally ill. You have ruined that song for me.
                          Just picture her dressed as Lita Ford.
                          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                            : *singing*

                            Yo listen up here's a story
                            About a little guy that lives in a blue world
                            And all day and all night and everything he sees
                            Is just blue like him inside and outside
                            Blue his house with a blue little window
                            And a blue corvette
                            And everything is blue for him and hisself
                            And everybody around
                            Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

                            I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

                            I have a blue house with a blue window.
                            Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
                            Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
                            I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
                            Blue are the people here that walk around,
                            Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
                            Blue are the words I say and what I think.
                            Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

                            I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

                            I have a blue house with a blue window.
                            Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
                            Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
                            I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
                            Blue are the people here that walk around,
                            Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
                            Blue are the words I say and what I think.
                            Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

                            I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

                            Inside and outside blue his house
                            With the blue little window and a blue corvette
                            And everything is blue for him and hisself
                            And everybody around cause he aint got
                            Nobody to listen to

                            I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

                            I'm blue (if I was green I would die)


                            : Sometimes your earth culture never ceases to confuse me.
                            : What the HELL is this song about?
                            : No one knows....

                            Does ANYONE remember this song?? It's so weird...
                            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                              Originally posted by chyron View Post
                              Just picture her dressed as Lita Ford.
                              Do I have to hurt you?
                              "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                                Monty Pythons "How Not To Be Seen"

                                Can you imagine the destruction to the city with all the explosions?

                                This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                                "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                                "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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