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    #1561
    Originally posted by chyron View Post
    Chyron: From the nether world, I have returned with Morgan le Fay, mistress of the dark, together with the Book of the Dead we shall bring forth Janet Fraiser from the underworld. In stead of a Dark Loard, you shall have a QUEEN, not Dark but terrible as the Dawn, all shall love Janet and despair....

    The VERY Happy British Lady: Can I help in the conquest, domination, and subjectation of the galaxy? There's nothing that makes people happier than to live under an utterly oppressive dictatorial regime ruled by a bitter, resentful woman...reminds me of the home I grew up in... ah mom....
    Yay! You're back! *claps hands and giggles*
    "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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      #1562
      Nandini: Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
      Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
      Arre kaacha kaacha chhota chhota nimbooda layido
      Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
      Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
      Arre kaacha kaacha chhota chhota nimbooda layido

      Arre layido layido layido
      Arre layido layido layido
      Nimboo layido
      Ja khet se hariyala nimbooda layido

      Rodney: Help! She's chasing me with a lemon!


      I will give green to anybody who gets this reference.
      "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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        #1563
        Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Where's my ship?
        Sheppard: All personell, if you see really ugly and dead looking people, don't panic, if you do well, hope the Ancients don't mind more people joining them......

        This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
        "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
        "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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          #1564
          Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
          Nandini: Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
          Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
          Arre kaacha kaacha chhota chhota nimbooda layido
          Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
          Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
          Arre kaacha kaacha chhota chhota nimbooda layido

          Arre layido layido layido
          Arre layido layido layido
          Nimboo layido
          Ja khet se hariyala nimbooda layido

          Rodney: Help! She's chasing me with a lemon!


          I will give green to anybody who gets this reference.
          Its from the Ep where they met the Genii isnt it?
          Carl Sagan on Nuclear self Destruction

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            #1565
            Originally posted by FN-P90 View Post
            Its from the Ep where they met the Genii isnt it?
            Huh? I was referencing a Bollywood film.
            "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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              #1566
              Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
              Huh? I was referencing a Bollywood film.
              I thought you ment the Lemon thing sorry
              Carl Sagan on Nuclear self Destruction

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                #1567
                Originally posted by FN-P90 View Post
                I thought you ment the Lemon thing sorry
                Well, I was referencing Rodney's citrus allergy by posting a song about lemons in Hindi. Here's a video of the song with subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6_z8D1OAk
                "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                  #1568
                  Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
                  Well, I was referencing Rodney's citrus allergy by posting a song about lemons in Hindi. Here's a video of the song with subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6_z8D1OAk
                  Cool
                  Carl Sagan on Nuclear self Destruction

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                    #1569
                    Originally posted by Morgan le Fay View Post
                    Nandini: Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
                    Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
                    Arre kaacha kaacha chhota chhota nimbooda layido
                    Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
                    Nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda
                    Arre kaacha kaacha chhota chhota nimbooda layido

                    Arre layido layido layido
                    Arre layido layido layido
                    Nimboo layido
                    Ja khet se hariyala nimbooda layido

                    Rodney: Help! She's chasing me with a lemon!


                    I will give green to anybody who gets this reference.
                    Arre Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                    Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                    Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                    Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                    Nimbooda Layido
                    Nimbooda Layido
                    Haan Nimboo Layi Layi Layi Layido
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      #1570
                      Is all that jiberish from torchwood??
                      Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles.

                      Spoiler:
                      Originally posted by ebethman
                      Look to the last page to find one of those strange little posts that no one sees at the end of a page. They are a strange creature. Denied attention from other posts they banned together. By day they are simple, unassuming posts. By night, they solve crime. One of them is called frank. He likes marbles. He has twelve of them. Each has it's own unique binary code which is related to several characteristics. Size. Colour. Public speaking ability....
                      Originally posted by Bray
                      *Bray wins*

                      Sorry RM....Game OVER!

                      And eBeth....you're weird

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                        #1571
                        Rodney: *technobabbles*
                        Shep: *technobabbles*
                        Carter: *technobabbles*
                        Audience: *technobabbles*

                        RM: WHAT IS THIS?!? Why is everyone technobabbling?

                        http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/59484
                        Credits to Shanthaia for the siggy.
                        The Chevron Team
                        Spoiler:
                        Never make everything Organic!
                        Atlantis Meeting. The Atlantis team views a Wraith transmission...
                        :Thanks to us finding a stockpile of drone weapons, we have reverse-engineered them and created an organic version. We are finished with the testing and YOU will be our first target.
                        :Order evacuation of all unimportant personnel. Raise the shield.
                        :The drones are heading towards us.
                        :Those drones look familiar...
                        : SQUID?!?
                        We are sending eggs so you can make some squid/egg rolls after this. Enjoy!

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                          #1572
                          Originally posted by chyron View Post
                          Arre Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                          Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                          Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                          Kaacha Kaacha Chhota Chhota Nimbooda Layi Do
                          Nimbooda Layido
                          Nimbooda Layido
                          Haan Nimboo Layi Layi Layi Layido
                          Did you really know the song I was talking about, or did you have to look that up?

                          Originally posted by ebethman View Post
                          Is all that jiberish from torchwood??
                          It's a song in Hindi!
                          "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                            #1573
                            : The wraith will be here soon enough. Thousands of troops have been sent out...troops that won't be guarding the wraith outpost.
                            : Are you crazy?! No one has ever taken that outpost!
                            : Well, there's always a first time. And I think now's the time to do it.
                            : If we all dig in, we can hold them off indefinitely.
                            : But we do have the element of surprise.
                            : The wraith could wait and starve us out here.
                            : We could collect nuts!
                            : And throw them at the wraith! SHUT UP.

                            Green for anyone who gets the reference
                            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                              #1574
                              Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
                              : The wraith will be here soon enough. Thousands of troops have been sent out...troops that won't be guarding the wraith outpost.
                              : Are you crazy?! No one has ever taken that outpost!
                              : Well, there's always a first time. And I think now's the time to do it.
                              : If we all dig in, we can hold them off indefinitely.
                              : But we do have the element of surprise.
                              : The wraith could wait and starve us out here.
                              : We could collect nuts!
                              : And throw them at the wraith! SHUT UP.

                              Green for anyone who gets the reference
                              It's from Prince Caspian! I saw that on Friday. McKay's Reepicheep....
                              Jess | he/his/him | future ruler of the universe
                              "Roger that. Remind me to underachieve twice as hard from now on."
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                                #1575
                                YAY!!!! You got it! FOR ASLAN!

                                "You are a mouse."
                                "I was expecting something more original."

                                : GAH! I can't figure out this equation! This is the third day I've spent working on this stupid project, and I've gotten nowhere!!

                                : Y'know, Rodney, you need to give yourself a break. After all...
                                *singing*
                                Nobody's perfect
                                So [you] gotta work it
                                Again and again to get it right

                                Nobody's perfect
                                You live and you learn it
                                Even though [you] mess it up sometimes

                                Nobody's perfect


                                : SHUT UP!!!!!
                                "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                                Sig by ME!!!

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