things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[ebethman]

:There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Espeshly when they've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear...

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows.

They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear...oom-pah-pah!!

Mister Percy Snodgrass
Would often have the odd glass --
But never when he thought anybody could see.
Secretly he'd buy it,
And drink it on the quiet,
And dream he was an Earl
Wiv a girl on each knee!

: okay Elizabeth, I think you've had enough to drink now

[Mimzy]

:There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Espeshly when they've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear...

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows.

They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear...oom-pah-pah!!

Mister Percy Snodgrass
Would often have the odd glass --
But never when he thought anybody could see.
Secretly he'd buy it,
And drink it on the quiet,
And dream he was an Earl
Wiv a girl on each knee!

: okay Elizabeth, I think you've had enough to drink now

Rofl! Poor Lizzie

: THIS! IS! DECAF!!!
: John...
: What?
: *to * Tonight, YOU dine in HELL!!
: He's not going to bring Ronon, is he?
:

[JJSNgadget]

"I will drink your milkshake."

[Kady]

"I will drink your milkshake."

*headdesk* Thank you for that Kelis moment, though i can't see Ronon gyrating on a table......*sigh*....what am i talking about here?! Of course i can see that!! *snickers*

[JJSNgadget]

*headdesk* Thank you for that Kelis moment, though i can't see Ronon gyrating on a table......*sigh*....what am i talking about here?! Of course i can see that!! *snickers*

Spoiled for gross??edness

Spoiler:

and McKay sticks money in Ronon's g-string.

[Princess Awinita]

Jade Warlord after taking Atlantis: (to Weir & Sheppard) If you want this city back...
Sheppard: we want it back ya numbskull.
Jade Warlord: then it will be a challenge.
Weir: oh?
Jade Warlord: you best warrior against my own.
Sheppard (looking like he ate a bad apple) : I'm unsure if that'll work you see..
Jade Warlod: who is your best? Surely not you
Sheppard: uh.....
Teyla stays wisely qwuiet until she notices the White Witch is watching her every move.
White Witch: I think I have found the one to challenge me.
Jade Warlord: Very good, the city goes to the winner, and the one that loses,.... dies.....

(anyone that can get the movie ref gets a green.... maybe (IF Gateworld lets me green))

[ebethman]

Spoiled for gross??edness

Spoiler:

and McKay sticks money in Ronon's g-string.

*brain explodes*

It won't let me green you.

[RM_2000_A]

Rodney: Ahhh! Mutated gigantic unknown species of chicken-looking lemon infestation! *explodes with all of Atlantis*
Shep: So much for lemon allergy.

[sillyscipia]

Attention, all! We have a slight... problem. Turns out the world of Harry Potter does in fact exist, and they are visiting Atlantis to find anybody with magical potential. They've also manage to make coffee out of trash, so now, we have coffee! Wait... What's that, Carson? No... I'm perfectly sane... See? There they are! They aren't? Then what am I seeing? You gave me the wrong painkiller? No! They're right there! I see them!
*a thudding noise is heard*
Sorry about that. Colonel Sheppard got the wrong painkiller again.

[Mimzy]

Jade Warlord after taking Atlantis: (to Weir & Sheppard) If you want this city back...
Sheppard: we want it back ya numbskull.
Jade Warlord: then it will be a challenge.
Weir: oh?
Jade Warlord: you best warrior against my own.
Sheppard (looking like he ate a bad apple) : I'm unsure if that'll work you see..
Jade Warlod: who is your best? Surely not you
Sheppard: uh.....
Teyla stays wisely qwuiet until she notices the White Witch is watching her every move.
White Witch: I think I have found the one to challenge me.
Jade Warlord: Very good, the city goes to the winner, and the one that loses,.... dies.....

(anyone that can get the movie ref gets a green.... maybe (IF Gateworld lets me green))

MENTAL GREEN! I SO wanna see The Forbidden Kingdom! I heard they're already planning 2 more sequels

: You will not believe what I just discovered...
: *sigh* What NOW?
: There's MERMAIDS in the ocean!!
: Uh-huh.
: No, REALLY!! Listen to this audio feed I got while I was on the balcony! *taps laptop*

Random Voices:
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

: What the...??
: I TOLD you!

[Princess Awinita]

MENTAL GREEN! I SO wanna see The Forbidden Kingdom! I heard they're already planning 2 more sequels

: You will not believe what I just discovered...
: *sigh* What NOW?
: There's MERMAIDS in the ocean!!
: Uh-huh.
: No, REALLY!! Listen to this audio feed I got while I was on the balcony! *taps laptop*

Random Voices:
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

: What the...??
: I TOLD you!

I love that song! the lobstoer is FUNNY! And Correct you guessed correctly for the movie ref and (YAY) Gateworld let me green you (finally)

Shep: has anyone seen Rodney?
Weir: yes he's outside washing a puddlejumper.
Shep: That's what I mean, have you seen Rodney?! *points out the wondow where Rodney is in his bathing suit singing while washing Jumper Two*
Ronon: This has been, Atlantis Radio, tune in tomrrow when we find out what is going on with Todd.
Todd: I'm not working with this guy, ever again!

ETA: You are serious right? Two more?! Heck I'd be happy if they can truely show

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

What happens to Ni Chang on that long fall....

[ebethman]

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

[susanne]

*intercom crackles into life*

i wanna ded-dedicate this to ALL the beautiful people in atlantis! you know who you are!

i will survive! i will survive! kept thinking i could never *HIC* live without you by my side-

carter: what the hell is he doing sheppard?
um... singing gloria gaynor ma'am.
carter: ..... they found the beer didnt they?
um... yes ma'am.
carter: *facepalm*

[chyron]

Chyron: From the nether world, I have returned with Morgan le Fay, mistress of the dark, together with the Book of the Dead we shall bring forth Janet Fraiser from the underworld. In stead of a Dark Loard, you shall have a QUEEN, not Dark but terrible as the Dawn, all shall love Janet and despair....

The VERY Happy British Lady: Can I help in the conquest, domination, and subjectation of the galaxy? There's nothing that makes people happier than to live under an utterly oppressive dictatorial regime ruled by a bitter, resentful woman...reminds me of the home I grew up in... ah mom....

[RM_2000_A]

:To be, or not to go, -- that is the clown;
Whether 'tis nobler in the F-16 to suffer
The slings and helicopters of fast fortune,
Or to take ferris wheels against a sea of soccer teams,
And by pwning end them. To die, -- to eat, --
No more; and by a eat to say we end
The Wraith and the 999999999999999999999999 natural shocks
That flesh is Lt. Colonel to,-- 'tis a popcorn
ruthlessly to be wish'd. To die, --- to eat,--
To eat! perchance to cook! ay, there's the Wraith;
For in that eat of death what Stargates may come
When we have went off this quickly coil,
Must give us a DHD...

Did O'Neill mix up our food supplies and his Guinness again?