things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[RodneyIsGodney]

On Atlantis' first annual Karoke night.....

: At first I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. I grew strong. I learned how to get along. And so your back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key. If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Go on now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye. you think I'd crumble. You think I'd lay down and die. Oh no, not I. I will survive. As long as I know to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive. (hey hey)

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart. Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart. And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry. Now I hold my head up high. And you see me somebody new. I'm not that chained up little girl who fell in love with you. And so you felt like dropping in nad just expect me to be free. Now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me.

Go on now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye. Did I crumble? Did I lay down and die? Oh no, not I. I will survive.. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive. (oh)

Go on now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause your're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to break mw with goodbye. Did I crumble? Did I lay down and die? Oh no, not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to live I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive. I will survive...!


: Oh...my...god!
: BLOODY HELL!
*gigglesnort*
: *snicker*
:Is it over yet?

[Mimzy]

All of that gets mental green

: *gets down on one knee*
: *runs*
: SAM! WAIT! It's not what it looks like--I was tying my shoe!!

[ebethman]

All of that gets mental green

: *gets down on one knee*
: *runs*
: SAM! WAIT! It's not what it looks like--I was tying my shoe!!

Kavanagh: *get's down on one knee*
**every woman and some of the men in Atlaintis run though the gate**
Kavanagh: Dam I hate it when that happens.

[Mimzy]

Roflllllllllllllll
Green!

[Princess Awinita]

Michael: You know Kolya, maybe we should pool our resources together.
Kolya: That's not that bad of an idea
Sheppard: *screams like a baby and runs for his life*
Mick and Kolya: GET HIM!!!

[sillyscipia]

On Atlantis' first annual Karoke night.....

: At first I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. I grew strong. I learned how to get along. And so your back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key. If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Go on now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye. you think I'd crumble. You think I'd lay down and die. Oh no, not I. I will survive. As long as I know to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive. (hey hey)

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart. Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart. And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry. Now I hold my head up high. And you see me somebody new. I'm not that chained up little girl who fell in love with you. And so you felt like dropping in nad just expect me to be free. Now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me.

Go on now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye. Did I crumble? Did I lay down and die? Oh no, not I. I will survive.. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive. (oh)

Go on now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause your're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to break mw with goodbye. Did I crumble? Did I lay down and die? Oh no, not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to live I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive. I will survive...!


: Oh...my...god!
: BLOODY HELL!
*gigglesnort*
: *snicker*
:Is it over yet?

All of that gets mental green

: *gets down on one knee*
: *runs*
: SAM! WAIT! It's not what it looks like--I was tying my shoe!!

Kavanagh: *get's down on one knee*
**every woman and some of the men in Atlaintis run though the gate**
Kavanagh: Dam I hate it when that happens.

Mental green for all selected!

*gets down on one knee*
*every woman and most men in Atlantis crowds around him and several (dozen) people from the Milky Way as well*
Um, what the hell? I was just picking up my yoyo...

[FN-P90]

Will the owner of a light green puddlejumper, your lights are on and your double parked.

[sillyscipia]

Will the owner of a light green puddlejumper, your lights are on and your double parked.

Unknown voice: Would people PLEASE stop painting Sheppard's Puddle Jumper yellow or playing the song "THe Yellow Submarine" whenever he walks in the room? He really hates being reminded of the no sleep incident.

[Morgan le Fay]

Unknown voice: Would people PLEASE stop painting Sheppard's Puddle Jumper yellow or playing the song "THe Yellow Submarine" whenever he walks in the room? He really hates being reminded of the no sleep incident.

Sam: Who painted the gateroom bright pink?!

[FN-P90]

UNKNOWN VOICE: will the owner of a white *explosion* never mind.

[sillyscipia]

Sam: Who painted the gateroom bright pink?!

Sam: Whoever did is going to get to shake hands with Todd. And then get locked in a room with Kavanaugh.

[ebethman]

: Hey you three, welcome to Atlantis
: great to be here.
: Beautiful City
: Oow, a penny
, , , , : *kneel down to pick it up*
** Rumbling **
: *looks up* What's that noise?
: my . . . . god
: RUUUUUUUUN!

********

: what is it?
: We call it a metal detector. You can't have any metal if you want to go through it.
: really, oh. . . . okay *pulls knife out of sheath, pulls knife out of wrist band, pulls knife out of boot . . . . . . .

30 Minutes Later

: *pulls knife out of hair*
: Sooooooo, we're going be here a while?
: yep

[Princess Awinita]

Unknown voice: would the owner of a green Barricuda please pick it up from the gateroom, thankyou
Green Barricuda?
I WONDERED where my pet went!
Wier can we get a transfer?!
nope!
(wisely stays quiet as Chuck goes totally nuts when he sees the fish in front of the 'gate flopping about without water)

[TrueRomantic]

Ohhh...Right there! Harder!!!! Ohhh, yeeeaaahhh...That's it...Ohhh...You're soo good at that! Absolutely the best here! Thanks soo much McKay!!!

You're welcome. Glad I could be of service. Now, about that experiment...I was thinking I could-

* and the rest of Atlantis are horrified by what they think they heard*

McKay, it was just a back massage. I've had better back home. It doesn't mean I agree with your hypothesis or to your ideas for experimenting. Now go back to your work and leave me alone.

But, but...You said...Fine. I'll go. But don't ask me to massage you again. Cause I won't!!!

McKay, I didn't ask. You offered and didn't wait for me to say no.

* walks off in a huff, mumbling and talking to himself*

[JJSNgadget]

JOHN: (re: flying city) "The handling is superb, it's like drving a --fast-- bouncy castle."