Good news bad news - SG-1

[trinity3]

Good News: But Thor understands that sometimes breaking the rules is necessary for the greater good.

[jsonitsac]

Bad News: Thor's superiors want to talk to him about the incident.

[ShipperWriter]

Good news: Thor brings the cloned Golden Retriever puppy, with a bow, and the Asgard council fall in love.

[jsonitsac]

Bad News: They still have to dock Thor's pay.

[ShipperWriter]

Good news: Thor has stashed all his savings in a secret lab at the SGC and is now the richest Asgard alive.

[jsonitsac]

Bad News: Because of the way US tax laws work the IRS takes a good chunk of Thor's pay.

[ShipperWriter]

Good news: Jack found the stash before teh IRS and moved it to an off shore account in the Caymans.

[jsonitsac]

Bad News: Jack is getting hit with a massive tax audit.

[ShipperWriter]

Good news: Sam has a million dollars in royalties from some doohickey she invented when she was twelve, so she pays off Jack's tax bill. And spends a week in Grand Cayman.

[blazingfire]

Bad news: The 'doohickey' suddenly fails due to irreparable damage (done by the Trust) and the owners demand their money back.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: Carter sold the patent to General Electric and is not responsible.

[ShipperWriter]

Bad news: the "doohickey" is installed in several USAF space craft, including the 302s, Prometheus, and Daedalus, causing them all to fail.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: Those ships have redundancies for the redundancies.

[blazingfire]

Bad News: The ships are all unable to open hyperspace windows due to being fully dependant on the doohickey from the start and the ships are stranded millions of light years from Earth.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: They happen to be orbiting planets with Stargates on them.