BN:they acidentally killed some of the happy ones and now they are mad too.
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GN:Jack saves the day
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off topic?
bad news: not before he gets turned into a zombie himselfAnd the meek shall inherit the earth...............but only after the last soldier wills it to them
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good news: they have a cure
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bad news: he now needs the sarcoffagus weeklyAnd the meek shall inherit the earth...............but only after the last soldier wills it to themComment
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Good News: Rodney figured out how to use the sarcoffagus as a hot tub...more importantly, Sam figured out how to build on Rodney's modifications so that it can also be used to make gumbo! for the base picnic.Originally posted by QuantumDragon View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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bad news: they need the sarcoffagus for the reason it was built
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Good news: It can still do that.Comment
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[Rewinding two...]Originally posted by CptSneed View Post
Bad News: Jack comes back from an off-world mission really, really sore and decides to use the sarophegus as a hot tub, the problem is that he ends up soaking in a batch of gumbo."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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good news: he's healed
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bad news: he's oldAnd the meek shall inherit the earth...............but only after the last soldier wills it to themComment
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good news: he's dealt with that beforeSpoiler:Comment
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Bad News: He's ordered to take 3 week long fishing trip.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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good news: he likes fishing
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bad news: there are actual fish in the pond.If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~Henry J. KaiserComment
You say that a lot.
What?
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