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    bad news: no-one likes the merchandise

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      Good News:

      TPTB cancel the 4th series and release a 5th one.

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        Originally posted by Liam Kincaid View Post
        Good News:

        TPTB cancel the 4th series and release a 5th one.
        Bad News: TPTB give the Star Trek PTB complete and total control of the series. As such, Carter, Weir and Teyla end up dressed in skimpy leather outfits showing a lot of mid-rift and the males are all played by beefy ex-football players with more muscle than the mafia. The writing and acting all suck, but the visuals are great.
        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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          good news: the show is cancelled saving everyone from the bad writing

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            Originally posted by scifi_girl View Post
            good news: the show is cancelled saving everyone from the bad writing
            Bad News: Everone loses interest in mindlessly watching television and starts reading books, exercising and thinking for themselves.
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              Good News: They elect a new government that no longer punishes people who think for themselves.

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                Originally posted by Liam Kincaid View Post
                Good News: They elect a new government that no longer punishes people who think for themselves.
                Bad News: Lucias luvin is voted as the president
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                  Good News:

                  He is only elected president of a small village on the outskirts of the Pegasus Galaxy.

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                    bad news: they're secret wraith worshippers
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                      Good News:

                      It's such a secret that they never actually do anything to help the Wraith, because that would give their secret away.

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                        bad news: someone in the village starts telling others that they worship the wraith

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                          Good News:

                          Desperate to discredit him, they begin killing Wraith.

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                            Originally posted by Liam Kincaid View Post
                            Good News:

                            Desperate to discredit him, they begin killing Wraith.
                            Bad News: That makes the Wraith very Angry (is this not ment to be SG-1?)
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                              Originally posted by MechaThor View Post
                              Bad News: That makes the Wraith very Angry (is this not ment to be SG-1?)
                              Good News: They weren't Wraith, but rather Prior's dressed up as Wraith for Halloween...and this thread (might) be back on track.
                              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                                Originally posted by chyron View Post
                                Good News: They weren't Wraith, but rather Prior's dressed up as Wraith for Halloween...and this thread (might) be back on track.
                                Bad News: The Priors are mad as they never got any Sweets or money from trick or treating
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