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    Originally posted by Lilith View Post
    good news: Major F***ing Davis is nowhere in site.

    [( it's a slash THING )]
    Bad News: There's a strange bump at the end of the bed, underneath the covers and between them. When they pull back the covers, it turns out to be Walter.
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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      Good News: Walter bites Daniel into the toe and he wakes up once again.

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        Bad new: Walter has an alien disease and infects Daniel.

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          Good News: But Daniel does not infect Jack.

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            Bad news: No one has seen Jack in years.

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              Good News: Jack is going to come back soon.

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                Bad news: He will just stand around and look handsome. (wait is that good news? )

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                  Good News: He is not able to stand this for a long time and soon he tries to become a Colonel again.

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                    bad news: he fails
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                      Originally posted by Lilith View Post
                      bad news: he fails
                      Good News: I've unsubscribed from this thread.
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        bad news: i haven't
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                          Good News: I never subscribed it.

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                            Bad news: SG1's subscription to "System Lords Weekly" ran out.

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                              Good news: No more System Lords so the magazine was superfluous anyway.
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                              thanks Stef
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                              Thanks Wendy

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                                bad news: they had only subscribed for an example of what not to do when redecorrating one's house
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