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Good News: Everything that the Jack clones learned about world domination, they learned from reading 'World Domination for Dummies' written by Pinky & The Brain."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
Bad News: There plans for world domination are therefore so bad that no1 exspected it and they end up taking total control in the most confusing and stupidest way possible... By diging loads and loads of pit traps in every major city trapping 50% of the worlds population in deep dirt holes.Originally posted by chyron View Postsigpic
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Good News: After eating Jack's cat by accident, the Asgard develop a taste for cat. They use their genetic engineering expertise to breed a superior cat that goes quite well with a nice chianti(sp?) and just happens to be capable of killing the Jack clones on demand.Originally posted by MechaThor View PostLast edited by chyron; 17 December 2006, 11:12 AM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Bad News: The cat is not able to eat all of the Jack clones, because there are too many of them.Comment
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good news: there are more than one catI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Bad news: The cats attack each other.Comment
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good news: hunger overcomes them and they start attacking the jack clones againI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Bad News: The Jack clones start to fight against the cats and win.Comment
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good news: this makes the fan girl drool and wanna claim their own cloneI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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bad news: Commander is pissed none of the clones are DanielComment
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good news: The original isn't busyI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Bad News: The Asgard swoop in and beam you out just in the nick of time saving your life. They then take you to a world, far, far away...Originally posted by Lilith View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Bad News: The Asgard swoop in and beam you out just in the nick of time saving your life. They then take you to a world, far, far away...Originally posted by Lilith View Post
Good News: You say the one word that they dread the mostand they do whatever you askSpoiler:Last edited by chyron; 18 December 2006, 07:13 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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bad news: you have no idea what to order them to doI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Good News: None of that matters as its BLUE JELLY TIME!sigpic Banner Made By Me for Me The Red Team proudly supports Stargate: Universe, Suck it BlueComment
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