Good news: the ori find a christian fundamentalist planet and become christian fundamentalists themselves.
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Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack. -
bad news: they had already sent a bomb to earth
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good news: it got lost
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bad news: it ended up on the tokra's home world
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Good News: Nobody cares because they were annoying anyways(except for Jacob)Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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bad news: jacob was on the planet
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Good news: Jacob managed to escape with a Tel'tak.Comment
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bad news: the teltak fell into a black holeComment
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bad news: that means that janet isnt the grim reaper any more
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good news; for convenience, there are hundreds of grim reapers on earthComment
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bad news: janet has just been kicked out
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good news: she was only fired because of a mistake from a lousy secretaryComment
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bad news: janet wont go back because the secretary is still working there
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good news: a graveling kills the secretary and someone better is given the job,Comment
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bad news: janet has already gotten her job back at the sgc
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