good news: Baal gets distracted when blue jello addicted furlings from an alternate universe attacks one of his mines
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Bad News: Because very fabric of the universe could be destroyed if it turned out they actually were Furlings, it turns out they're simply Tribbles and they're multiplying thanks to the Jell-O.Comment
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Good News: Baal gets impeached and thrown in jailWHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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Bad News: Daniel sets his crotch on fire.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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?????Originally posted by Col. Shadow QuinnWHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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good news: baal is no longer lording over earthComment
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Bad News: He's lording over Mars.Such a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.-AudioslaveComment
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Good News: Mars doesn't have much going on. Nobody really cares, and, in fact, most people think that's a pretty good place for Ba'al to hang out.Comment
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bad news: Baal terraforms marsComment
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good news: odyssey and prometheus destroy mars by beaming mk. 9's in to the core of mars killing baal and destroying mars
heheCalvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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bad news: the explosion of the planet takes out every system, including back up's on both shipsComment
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Good News: The damage is quickly repairedWHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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Bad News: A cult of Martian-worshippers is up in arms over the destruction of Mars back on Earth.Comment
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Good News: They agree to be re-located to another planetWHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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Bad news: The other Planet is an Ori planet and converts the Marsians...[An alarm is sounding. Harriman checks his watch as he and Siler stand, facing Ba'al's hologram.]
HARRIMAN
I'm sure he'll be here any second now.
[Ba'al is obviously impatient.]
HARRIMAN
So, um…
Take our ships, take our toys, take our awesome alien tech... I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take Stargate from me!
Special Thanks to Elles sence this is a ripof of her great sig.Comment
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