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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
Daniel: Well... now that it's quiet here...
(Female squeals)
Spoiler:
Before you met me I was a fairy princess
I caught frogs and called them prince
And made myself a queen
Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
I slept in castles and fell in love
Because I was taught to dream
I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
To capture tinkerbell
They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
But I could always tell
I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
And anything I can to get by
And fireflies...
"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who
Hammond: Wow guys, I just had this weird dream where there was this strange ring that could take you to other planets, and alien parasites with glowing eyes. I'm sure glad that wasn't real
***
Politician: Stargate? Ships? This must be someone's idea of a joke. Oh well, I'll just cancel this funding ...
The real version of "You are my sunshine", where the singers sound drunk, and high, and tone deaf!!
Spoiler:
Before you met me I was a fairy princess
I caught frogs and called them prince
And made myself a queen
Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
I slept in castles and fell in love
Because I was taught to dream
I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
To capture tinkerbell
They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
But I could always tell
I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
And anything I can to get by
And fireflies...
"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who
Random voice: The Phantom of the SGC is there....in the gate room!
*creepy organ music starts*
Jack: Okay, who let Siler watch musicals again?!?
Then starts "Halloween" Mike Myers music over the intercom, screams heard around the base and bunch of dead bodies laying all over as Sam removes her hockey mask with a sick evil chuckle.
: It's amazing what a woman will do in the face of blue jello withdrawal.
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