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    "We've just received a comunique from Atlantis. They discovered an entry in the Ancient database that leads us to believe that the SMURFS are actually tiny Wraith."
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      Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
      All of a sudden, all the lights go out and an echoing voice from over the intercom says...
      "In A.D. 2101, war was beginning..."
      *LOUD BOOM*
      Nikola: What happen?!
      : Somebody set up us the bomb!
      Walter: We get signal!
      : What!
      Walter: Main screen turn on.
      *Ba'al appears*
      : It's you!
      Ba'al: How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
      : What you say!!
      Ba'al: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA... *disappears*
      : General!!
      : Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great Justice!!
      : Indeed.
      Druitt, Helen, Ashley, Will, and Nikola: WTF?!!
      : Indeed.


      ok...............
      Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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        Druitt, Helen, Ashley, Will, and Nikola: Uhm... what just happend?
        Just Baal trying to kill us yet again.
        Helen: and you have absolutley no problem with that?
        Nahh, he tries this every other week.
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          Mimzy, was that a reference to something?

          Nikola: I see...
          Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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            Nikola:Think i could help with your problem?
            Helen:And how exactly do plan to do that Nikola?
            Yeah Nicky. How??
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              Nikola: clal me Nicky again...
              Helen: Focus!
              Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                ok...............
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf9Y-...eature=related
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
                "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                    Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                    lol
                    the badly translated version is way better than the original, IMO
                    "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                      Originally posted by Mimzy View Post
                      lol
                      the badly translated version is way better than the original, IMO


                      Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                      Nikola: clal me Nicky again...
                      Helen: Focus!
                      We should probably continue...
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                        Yeah Nicky focus.
                        Sir. Stop doing that.
                        Nikola:No, its okay we should be focusing.
                        Exactly....wait what???
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                          "Due to the worldwide economic crisis, all Stargate operations will cease immediately. Furthermore, the Atlantis Expedition will be immediately called. Everyone has been laid off."
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                            Spoilers for SGA Enemy at the Gate

                            Spoiler:
                            Bad news everyone, the Atlantis cloak failed due to a power failure and now people are asking about the giant city that just showed up near San Fransisco. As of tomorrow morning all key personnel are expected to participate in a national press conference, as the Stargate Program is finally being announced to the nation.
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                              "We've just received intelligence that the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus are actually Wraith Worshipers and have been embedding subliminal pro-Wraith messages in their music"
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                                -to nikola- did you just agree with me?
                                Nikola:Yes, why is that so hard for you to believe?
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