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C'mon. If I win, I get to be in charge of the SGC for the day. If you win, I won't say it anymore.
I don't want to play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' Mitchell... *sigh* fine...
Ha! Rock smashes scissors! Now that's what I'm talking about!!
Oh. My. God. Best two out of three?...
Whoo hoo, I won again! Now that's what I'm talking about!
*hear two zat blasts*
He cheated.
Jack!
Ok, it was just too annoying to bear anymore, Daniel!
Uh, attention this is Jack O'Neill. Could someone from the morgue please report to the control room?I GoodSearch for the Michael J Fox Foundation for Parkinsons ResearchRaise money for your favorite charity - www.goodsearch.com - powered by Yahoo!
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Originally posted by Mickey23 View PostUh, attention this is Jack O'Neill. Could someone from the morgue please report to the control room?The drums, the drums, the never ending drumbeat! Open me you human fool! Open the light and summon me and receive my majesty!
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Originally posted by the_dark_light View PostRemind me why we never shoot them with the zat three times? A lot less mess that wayI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Originally posted by Mimzy View PostMorgue Person: Hello, I'm from the--HOLY CRAP!
: Yeah, we had a little accident with a...gun-thingy...
: Well, it wasn't really an a--
: SHHH!
Morgue Person: I'm calling the police.
He outranks them.
Morgue Person: Damn. Fine, but no more dead bodies! I'm not processing anymore.
-zats morgue person twice-
*sigh* Walter! Call the Pentagon. We need a new Morgue technician.I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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This is getting out of hand, Jack. That's two people dead.
They were just accidents, Daniel, calm down.
Landry: General O'Neill, what's--dear God! Jack!?
Daniel, can I...?
No, you--
Landry: I'm calling for a detainment team!
--nevermind, go ahead.
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[( we're having too much fun with this )]
You done yet?
For now. Where's Walter?
He ran away. He's afraid you'll zat him too. Can I have the zat gun now.
Oh all right! -hands daniel zat-
-walks in- Hi Daniel! Sir.
-zats carter twice-
Daniel?
She was stealing my genius spotlight. Okay, now to clean up the bodies. Are you sure we can't zat them one more time?
No Daniel.
-pouts:
No Daniel.I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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[ lol yeah we are ]
Just once? I haven't fired it a third time in, gosh, eight years?
Didn't I say "no"?
Alright, alright...
You know, you didn't have to zat Carter.
Why not? You two were never gonna hook up anyways, right?
...
- fires zat once -
Ugh! J--Jack!?
- fires zat again -
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Hey, Jackson! What's with the zat?
- notices dead people -
Holy CRAP! Jackson? What!?
Look, Mitchell... I can explain. It was Jack--
Yeah, and Vala's really Dorothy. I'm calling for some guardsmen. Sorry, Jackson--
- raising zat -
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Cameron.
What? Jackson, calm down.
Sorry.
- fires zat twice -
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