"Recess has been cancelled due to rain, please report to your bunks for your afternoon nap at this time"
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
General Samuels* - Guess who's the new base commander!
* Yes I know he's only a Colonel, but he's a General for the purposes of this nightmare
The drums, the drums, the never ending drumbeat! Open me you human fool! Open the light and summon me and receive my majesty!Comment
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: I just wanted to tell all of you, before I leave for Atlantis, that I love someone... I've been hiding it for years... And we've been through so much together, facing certain death side-by-side...
: (Whispering) Yes! Finally, I get Carte--
: Come here, Siler!!!!! I LOVE YOU!
: ... (dies)
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"Elizabeth Weir and Lt. Colonel John Sheppard have been killed by the Wraith, and Dr. Rodney McKay is now in charge""YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Update: McKay has been killed. Ronon is now in charge!Originally posted by Mimzy View PostThe drums, the drums, the never ending drumbeat! Open me you human fool! Open the light and summon me and receive my majesty!Comment
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"Activating base self-destruct"Originally posted by Mimzy View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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"This is Zelenka! Self destruct overrided--oh, wait, nevermind...""YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Singing...
Carter:
In my ivory tower
Life was just a hostess snack
But now i've tasted chocolate
And i'm never going back
Carter, Teal'c & SG-13:
'Cause without love
Teal'c:
Life is like a beat that you can't follow
Carter, Teal'c & SG-13:
Without love
Carter:
Life is doris day at the apollo
Carter, Teal'c & SG-13:
Darling, i'll be yours forever
'Cause i never wanna be
Without love
Teal'c: (hitting high notes)
So darling, never set me free
Carter & Teal'c:
I'm yours forever
Never set me free"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Walter: Siler borrowed it, but he accidentally tightened it too much and suffocated to death.Originally posted by Jenner8675309 View Post"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Would the driver of the Ha'tak class vessel please return to the top of the mountain. You left the engine running. Kree!
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Elizabeth: Umm...has anyone on Atlantis seen the last of the blue jello? And the coffee? And the...oh...NO! MCKAY! Come back here!
McKay: WHERE IS HE?! I'LL GET YOU, SHEPPARD, I WILL, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!
Elizabeth: Emergency lockdown! Emergency lockdown! Get a doctor, he's in withdrawal!
McKay:*starts crying hysterically* I...WANT...MY...BLUE...JELLO...AND...COFFEE...AND ENERGY BARS!!!!!!!!"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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This is Sheppard, umm all the food now as lemon in it besides one energy bar in my pocket.Comment
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