Landry: Effective immediately, I'm placing Walter in charge of the SGC. He's in charge, until he dies or I find someone better.
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
"er, anyone seen a giant bug flying aroung the base? it kinda blue and sucks peoples necks. we lost it a while back, and em we'd really like it back. Sheppard out."Comment
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"Attention...Elizabeth Weir and John Sheppard are trying to kill each other again...""YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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"listen to my voice... this is the voice of the mysterons!- resistance is futile! MUH HA HA HA !!!"
said Dr Zelenka.Comment
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"Dr. Rodney McKay is having caffeine withdrawal..."YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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"Dr. Janet Fraser has been killed, but don't worry we'll be bringing her back to life as a georgeous rotting-corpse zombie babe""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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"Dr Frank-N-Furter to the Medical Lab""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Hammond: Damnit I want to see spirit fingers when you salute me."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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"Colonel Carter please report to the base beauty salon...your roots are showing""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the Indiana Jones IV sequel has been titled - Indiana Jones versus Alien""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Dear god.....I am so tired I forgot what thread I was on and read that and for a moment thought it was serious.....Originally posted by chyron View Post
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"The dieticians have removed all cake and jello from the base"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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"Effective immediately all PEZ dispensers are banned from the SGC. Anyone caught with a PEZ dispenser will be subject to military court marshall. Have a nice day.""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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*Gate opens, iris doesn't close*
Radio crakles: "A swing and a line drive, deep right center, awaaaaaaayyy back and...gone to the stargate!"
*ball comes through and knocks out Siler*sigpic
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General Landry: *sees red light* Oh, no! The Ori have activated the self-destruct! We're all gonna die!!!!!! *pauses* Oops. My mistake, that's the intercom light...
~credit to Lauriel for the sig, You rock Girl!!~Comment
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