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Originally posted by Lilith View PostUnknown Voice: [( over phone )] T.S. Elliot [( line cuts dead )]
Walter: Who was that Sir?
Landry: He didn't say.
Walter: What did he say?
Landry: T.S. Elliot.
Walter: Who's T.S. Elliot?
Landry: I don't know. Get me General O'Neill. [( on phone )] T.S. Elliot [( hangs up )]
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O'Neill: T.S. Elliot? Who the hell is T.S. Elliot? [( to secretary )] Get me Landry! [( on phone )] T.S. Elliot. [( hangs up )]
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wiki tells me this but i have never seen the film!Originally posted by Wikipedia------------------------------------------------------
It goes like this: The fourth, the fifth. The minor fall, the major lift. The baffled king composing Hallelujah
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tis actually from the book, but yea... that's rightOriginally posted by LadyWolfie View Post
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Walter: I require immediate medical attention, I have Siler's giant, oversized wrench in my head!!! Oh the agony!!!!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Oh good gravy *shakes head in disgust*
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"Dialing the Stargate is so easy even a caveman can do it"
(Sorry guys - Its an American thing)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Rodney McKay came through the gate, and someone put lemon on his salmon and he is dead.sigpic
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The base is going to self destruct in 3..2.......1sigpic
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*number gets stuck at one and the bomb doesn't go off*Originally posted by gategirl2 View Post
*everyone ducking and covering their heads looks up*
Sam: Of course, it always stops at one.
*timer gets unstuck*
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Muzak"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Badly tuned band organ music, or at least what Hollywood thinks band organ music should sound like.sigpic
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Never would wanna hear, "replicarter is back and in the base along with jacob carter."sigpic
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"Lt. Ellen Ripley to the med lab. Lt. Ellen Ripley to the med lab...and please bring a flamethrower if you happen to have one."Last edited by chyron; 01 April 2007, 03:24 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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This is really stupid...but if I overheard this on the intercom, I'd freak:
The entire SG1 team singing (and presumably dancing to) the High School Musical soundtrack in its entirety.
(This is what happens to your brain when you are involved in the school musical...HSM has been programmed into my conscious and subconscious mind...
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"Redrum...Redrum...Redrum""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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