JK Rowling: *comes through the Stargate* Actually he ascended, he's not dead.
Dumbledore: *descends* Ha ha! I'm not dead! *starts singing random musical songs*
Dumbledore: *descends* Ha ha! I'm not dead! *starts singing random musical songs*
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Jk Rowling: Shut up you...back to your plain of existence now!!!!
Dunmbledor: yes God!!!
JK: was tht sarcasm young man?
Dumbledor: no *drops head*
JK: that's it!!! No maore hanging out in Jack O'Neill's universe
Dumbledor: awwww come on
Jack: Fer crying out loud!!!! I already bought beer and the new simpsons for our sleep over!!!!Comment
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JK: Oh fine... but don't let anyone else know you're alive...Comment
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Daniel: Um, you guys do realise the intercom's on, right?
JK: GOD DAMNIT!!! That's it! Dumbledore, go back to your plain of existance now, and don't you ever come back!!!
Dumbledore: AWE!!!! BUT WE WERE GONNA MAKE SMORES IN JACK'S FIREPLACE AND WATCH THE SIMPSONS AND GET DRUNK AND TURN KINSEY INTO A NEWT AND, AND, AND....
JK: I said NOW!!!!
Dumbledore: Yes Ma'am.... Sorry Jack
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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: But Dumbldore!!!!! I can't return the *intercom falls* dirty *turns off* rabbid monkey *turns off again* TURKEY!!!!
Dumbeldor: *whispers* I'll sneak out at ten hommie!
JK: *grabs Dumbldores ear* Come on Mister!!!!Comment
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Mcay: i have just farted
Shep: hurry set the self destuct and get very one out
Weir: John i love
Sheo: i know so dose teyla
Teyla: weir u *****
Shep: idate u both so just go thought the gateI am a Colonel in the great colilition
http://www.stargatechat.zoomshare.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnAu-...earch=StargateComment
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Dumbledore: Yo! Wassup dog?!?
Jack: What happened to you? You used to be cool, man! You're supposed to greet people like Jerry Lewis! Not like that, man, not like that.Comment
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I have something important to tell everyone, gladiator fights using NID people!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Attention all personnel! Dr. Lam is offering a two for one special in the infirmary. A free proctologial exam with every annual physical.sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.Comment
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*bumbling technician accidentally presses the intercom*
Tech: "Holy crap where did all the baal clones go?"
Guard: "Oh danm it, i forgot to lock the door again"
Tech: "Well at least you locked the weapons locker"
Guard: "Danm it!"
Tech: "Oh no, dont tell me you didn't"
*the sound of several baals footsteps is heard"
Tech and Guard: "Danm it!"Comment
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Walter: Onschedualled offworld activation, sir!
Close the Iris!!
Walter: I can't sir, it's broken!! We are not recieving an IDC, sir!!
*loud explosion is heard*Spoiler:
"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor WhoComment
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"Die Janet Die!""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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attention all SG teams 1-15 to the briefing room martin needs help with a episode of wormhole xtremeComment
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attention, the Battlestar Galactica has landed on base and colonel tigh has used all jello on base to make jello shots. A very drunk carter should be expected any minute now...thank youComment
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attention all personal we Will be testing the new auto selfdistruct system today.
so remain calm we are hopeing dr lee fixed all the probelmsComment
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