Shweir is such the most lovely word I know... next to Schlmazzle and Hippomonstrososquippedaliophobia.
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Walter: "Attention all personell! Col. Carter and Vala are going to settle their differences the old fashioned way - stripped naked and covered in baby oil!"sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.
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Go Carter!
Go Vala!
GO Siler!
...Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
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Dr Lam to fight the winner! No holds barred, three falls or a submission to win.sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.
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Attention, men of the SGC, please take a week off, Daniel is attempting to make the men here gay.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
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Daniel: Jack! Why'd you do that? Oh well... There's still women.
Jack: Attention all women, Daniel is trying to make you...
*stampede of women tramples Daniel*
Jack: I guess they're sensitive about such things... hm...
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