things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Morgasshk]

*chuckle*
84. Australia (f***in' kangaroos...)

lol, grrr, I hope you are either a: An Australian that hit a kangaroo and wrote off your car, or b: a tourist that hit a kangaroo and wrote off your rental car!


101: Big brother
102: My clients! argh! ALL of them!

[Elles]

*chuckle*
103. France (what is it with you people and Zs?)
104. Louisiana (what is it with Louisiana?)
105. What (what is it with what?)

[penguininablender]

*chuckle*
103. France (what is it with you people and Zs?)
104. Louisiana (what is it with Louisiana?)
105. What (what is it with what?)

teehee.
106. Elles. ( she just gets that PJ1 and penguininablender all riled up about making fun of me)
107. Conan Obrien ( He has cool hair and he thinks he's so funny...loser)
108. The Pussycat dolls (none of them would date me)
109. C3PO ( that dang robot gets more action than me)

[Elles]

teehee.
106. Elles. ( she just gets that PJ1 and penguininablender all riled up about making fun of me)
107. Conan Obrien ( He has cool hair and he thinks he's so funny...loser)
108. The Pussycat dolls (none of them would date me)
109. C3PO ( that dang robot gets more action than me)

*chuckle* *face darkens* I already am dead.

Walter: Unscheduled off-world activation!
Landry: Have you received an IDC?
Walter: It's the bannana people of PX-8832!
Landry: Close the iris!
Walter: Too late!
Bannana People: We are the bannana people, we will add your biological and technological data to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Landry: Professional Eating Team to the embarkation room!

[Commander Jumper]

teehee.
106. Elles. ( she just gets that PJ1 and penguininablender all riled up about making fun of me)
107. Conan Obrien ( He has cool hair and he thinks he's so funny...loser)
108. The Pussycat dolls (none of them would date me)
109. C3PO ( that dang robot gets more action than me)

110. PJ1's dog (Piddled on my favorite shirt...B*tch) ((seriously though my dog is a girl)) ((my other one however is a boy))
111. Martin Llyod (most likley will ask for Richard Dean Anderson to play the General part, I wanted him to play me!)
112. Richard Dean Anderson (pretty boy with great hair, him an d Joe Flanigan)

[Lilith]

110. PJ1's dog (Piddled on my favorite shirt...B*tch) ((seriously though my dog is a girl)) ((my other one however is a boy))
111. Martin Llyod (most likley will ask for Richard Dean Anderson to play the General part, I wanted him to play me!)
112. Richard Dean Anderson (pretty boy with great hair, him an d Joe Flanigan)

113. Ayan's school cousellers (Ayan is supposed to be in Anatomy, not Professional Foods... fix her damn schedule already, f***ing, lazy, no good school cousellers)

[Commander Jumper]

113. Ayan's school cousellers (Ayan is supposed to be in Anatomy, not Professional Foods... fix her damn schedule already, f***ing, lazy, no good school cousellers)

114. Emirel Lagase (never cooks for me )
115.Captain Kirk (got the title first....it should be called Caming.....or Shepping...but noooo it's Kirking...maybe it should be Jackosning) *goes off to think*
Me: I'd like to hear more of this "Jacksoning........Daniel Jacksoning...." not Michael....that'd be......gross.....maybe you should call it "Danieling"
Cameron: good idea

[Elles]

Jacksoning actually does make a lot of sense...
116. Jell-O (they don't have blue jello in the three-pack)
117. Oliver Twist (someone really does need to put that sad little boy out of his misery)
118. Barbie (Mary/Sue)
119. Ken (boyfriend of a Mary/Sue)
120. Daniel Radcliffe

[Commander Jumper]

Jacksoning actually does make a lot of sense...
116. Jell-O (they don't have blue jello in the three-pack)
117. Oliver Twist (someone really does need to put that sad little boy out of his misery)
118. Barbie (Mary/Sue)
119. Ken (boyfriend of a Mary/Sue)
120. Daniel Radcliffe

121. Walt Disney (He Killed Bambi's Mommy)

[Elles]

122. Walt Disney (he killed Snow White... but brought her back to life)
123. Kahn

[Commander Jumper]

122. Walt Disney (he killed Snow White... but brought her back to life)
123. Kahn

124. Kong (Monkey scare me)
125. Curious George
126. General Hammond

[penguininablender]

124. Kong (Monkey scare me)
125. Curious George
126. General Hammond

teehee, I have to add to one

126. Hammond ( monkeys really scare me)
127. Bob Barker (he gets more ladies than me)
128. Thor ( he's such a stud, and nobody puts him in the brig for walking around without pants)

[Commander Jumper]

teehee, I have to add to one

126. Hammond ( monkeys really scare me)
127. Bob Barker (he gets more ladies than me)
128. Thor ( he's such a stud, and nobody puts him in the brig for walking around without pants)

must add to Thor
128. Thor (he's done some grody crap to me....*shudder* he thought I was the key for fixing the asgard....yeah my A**. wich is exaclty what he thought)
129. Uma Thurman
130. Mary Steinburgen (Jack loves her more than me )

[penguininablender]

must add to Thor
128. Thor (he's done some grody crap to me....*shudder* he thought I was the key for fixing the asgard....yeah my A**. wich is exaclty what he thought)
129. Uma Thurman
130. Mary Steinburgen (Jack loves her more than me )

131. The color peradeaux (sorry for the spelling.)
132. Ryan Seacrest ( He is too good looking...he takes even more ladies from me)

[Commander Jumper]

131. The color peradeaux (sorry for the spelling.)
132. Ryan Seacrest ( He is too good looking...he takes even more ladies from me)

133. Taylor Hicks (he's too damn sexy....not to mention his soothing voice)
134. PJ1 (for writing number 133. on my personal list)