things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Commander Jumper]

he should count twice
19. Rainbow Sun Franks ( That penguininablender would rather make out with him than me...there goes another woman I cant get)

: Honey you couldn't get a woman if she bit you in the butt
: that sounds kinda sexy..wann give it a try???
: EW HELL NO!!!

20. Vala again (jerk)
21. Sheppard (He can get his hair sooo perfect....selfish jerk won't share his secrets)

[penguininablender]

: Honey you couldn't get a woman if she bit you in the butt
: that sounds kinda sexy..wann give it a try???
: EW HELL NO!!!

20. Vala again (jerk)
21. Sheppard (He can get his hair sooo perfect....selfish jerk won't share his secrets)

lol
21. Sheppard (and he won't tell me how he gets his hair to go like that)

[Commander Jumper]

lol
21. Sheppard (and he won't tell me how he gets his hair to go like that)

22.Willaim Shatner (Need I say more)

[penguininablender]

22.Willaim Shatner (Need I say more)

lol...I'm getting into this list thing.
22. William Shatner ( He had spok and I dont. Teal'c hit me when I asked him to be my Spok )
23. Shep again (because he is good at acting like Shatner)

[Commander Jumper]

lol...I'm getting into this list thing.
22. William Shatner ( He had spok and I dont. Teal'c hit me when I asked him to be my Spok )
23. Shep again (because he is good at acting like Shatner)

*giggle* I'm starting to like this
24. Harry Potter (thinks he's soooo good at magic....I could beat his butt with my potronus anyday)
25. Simon Cowell (He made Cathrine Cry)
26. Taylor Hicks (he won PJ1's heart and American Idol)

[penguininablender]

*giggle* I'm starting to like this
24. Harry Potter (thinks he's soooo good at magic....I could beat his butt with my potronus anyday)
25. Simon Cowell (He made Cathrine Cry)
26. Taylor Hicks (he won PJ1's heart and American Idol)

on the same american Idol note
27. Clay Aiken ( he is sooooooooo much cooler than me...I bet he gets more chicks too)
28. Randy ( I asked to be in his doghouse, but he said heck no)

[Commander Jumper]

on the same american Idol note
27. Clay Aiken ( he is sooooooooo much cooler than me...I bet he gets more chicks too)
28. Randy ( I asked to be in his doghouse, but he said heck no)

29. Lorleie Gilmore (pft...she'll sleep with scum like Chris but not with me)
30. Rory Gillmore (She'll sleep with scum like Logan....but not with me)

[Trek_Girl42]

Son of a motherless goat.....I'll have to remember that one.

[Commander Jumper]

Son of a motherless goat.....I'll have to remember that one.

ever seen "The Three Amigos" ???? yeah that's where I got it

[Trek_Girl42]

ever seen "The Three Amigos" ???? yeah that's where I got it

No I haven't- what's it about?

[Commander Jumper]

No I haven't- what's it about?

it's really old...Steve Martin and two other guys are actors (washed up actors) who were silent movie stars called the three amigos.....mean while in mexico a town is in trouble and a woman writes to them (thinking they really are heros) they think it's a gig and go down there....and they fight the bad guys thinking it's all an act.... soo funny

[penguininablender]

ever seen "The Three Amigos" ???? yeah that's where I got it

I thought I had heard that before, I hav'nt seen that movie in forever

[BruTak]

Harriman: "Testing, teasting... Hey, is this thing on?"

[Unorthodox]

Harriman: "Testing, teasting... Hey, is this thing on?"

Siler: No, go ahead man.
Harriman: *rips a HUGE fart*
*both laugh*
Siler: *rips one that sounds like wet leather being torn apart...for a long while*
*both are rolling in the floor laughing*

Meanwhile, in the Commisary...
I could do better than that! :raiseeyebrow:
*slight pause, then Teal'c looks at Carter with a smirk*
Aw he** naw!

[wurlitzer153]

*Boing!* Zooty, zoot, zoot, zoot...