things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Elles]

I LOVE HOUSE!!!!!

Dr.House: your lying
:Nu uh I never lie.....last night I slept with Carter
Dr.House: everybody lies
:uhhh Jack he's right....even Sam lies
: but Jack wasn't lying.
Chase: I'm telling Kinsey
Cuddy: Dr.House shouldn't you be in the Clinic
Dr.House: Shouldn't you be in you office
Wilson: come on House...I met this really cool guy....he reminds me of this dude from the matrix
: Hello
Dr.House: Cool
: Come one Sir let's go
: No I wanna stay with House
Dr.House: Bro's before Ho's

( I think I belong on the 3rd floor...east wing)

YAY!

Orici: Mommy! A bunch of people from another TV show crossovered into my universe again! Get them out! GET THEM OUT!

[Commander Jumper]

YAY!

Orici: Mommy! A bunch of people from another TV show crossovered into my universe again! Get them out! GET THEM OUT!

*giggle*

Dr.House: *see's Jack* Clinic that way *see's Sam* Waiting room that way *See's Daniel* you can find your allergy meds at the pharmacy *See's Vala* meet me in my office...that way *See's Teal'c* Psych ward...up three floors....east wing.
Wilson: since when have you been a door greater?
Dr.House: Since Cuddy decided to lock her self up in her office and never come out.

[Elles]

*chuckle*

*Ascended Daniel appears*
House: Sorry, we don't treat the dead...
Daniel: No, I'm not here for treatment... I'm here to warn you that an Ori plague is about to overwhelm you hospital and you're more likely to find the cure than Orlin.
House: Great... but it's diagnostically boring. Unless it involved lying people or STDs, I'm not interested.

[Commander Jumper]

*chuckle*

*Ascended Daniel appears*
House: Sorry, we don't treat the dead...
Daniel: No, I'm not here for treatment... I'm here to warn you that an Ori plague is about to overwhelm you hospital and you're more likely to find the cure than Orlin.
House: Great... but it's diagnostically boring. Unless it involved lying people or STDs, I'm not interested.

: well the Ori lied about ascending their followers
Dr.House: good enough.....

[Elles]

Dr. House: But an STD would make me want to do it more...

[Commander Jumper]

Dr. House: But an STD would make me want to do it more...

*Giggle* Man I can't wait till september 5th......I must know

Spoiler:

if House was really shot by that man.....or if that was part of his delusion

[Trek_Girl42]

*Giggle* Man I can't wait till september 5th......I must know

Spoiler:

if House was really shot by that man.....or if that was part of his delusion

Great posts PJO- I want to green them all.

House idea:

Spoiler:

I wonder if House could have shot himself- wouldn't that be a crazy turn of events if he did!

[Commander Jumper]

Great posts PJO- I want to green them all.

House idea:

Spoiler:

I wonder if House could have shot himself- wouldn't that be a crazy turn of events if he did!

Yes!!!

Spoiler:

What is...dun dun dun Wilson did it. Wilson with the shot gun, in houses kitchen.....motive....House wouldn't stop eating his lunch

[Trek_Girl42]

Yes!!!

Spoiler:

What is...dun dun dun Wilson did it. Wilson with the shot gun, in houses kitchen.....motive....House wouldn't stop eating his lunch

LMAO!!!- we've had the build up throughout season two.

[Commander Jumper]

LMAO!!!- we've had the build up throughout season two.

yup.....man....8 days after school starts up for me

[2ndgenerationalteran]

school starts first day of august for me , gonna have to wait till the weekends to really be back in force again

[Trek_Girl42]

school starts first day of august for me , gonna have to wait till the weekends to really be back in force again

First of August? That's.....strange. I take it you get out earlier in the year to even it up?

[2ndgenerationalteran]

it evens out, 2 days vacation for all intersessions i think, and we end lat day of may i think, i may not be around much for the next few days because im back logged with work

[Commander Jumper]

my school doesn't start up till august 28th I think.....

[Skydiver]

Let's make sure we keep this PG please kids.