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    #556
    Originally posted by Ayan
    Landry: Attention all military personel, there has been a change in the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. From now on, Homosexual relations are now legal.
    *meanwhile in Daniel's office*
    Daniel, will you marry me?
    : Oh Jack!!
    : A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
    sigpic
    Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.

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      #557
      You just like drinks anyway, Mitchell...
      Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
      SG2

      I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

      Spoiler:

      Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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        #558
        (Barnyard noises.)
        [center]springhole.net - stuff for writers, roleplayers, and such creative people.

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          #559
          Originally posted by penguininablender
          OMG!!!! i cant handle 3 months let a lone 6!!! *crawls into hole and dies* what is a girl to do?

          landry: Everyone...we have an angry mob of stargate fans trying to get in the...
          walter: Unscheduled offworld Activation!!!!
          landry:base and they are sending in the annoying guy from "the tin Man" ep if we dont let them in..let them in walter!!! and close the iris
          walter:it's too late sir
          Tin Man Guy: Kumtraya!!!
          Landry: Oh good lord *dies*
          Your a girl?


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            #560
            Originally posted by Sam fisher
            Your a girl?
            why yes I am. I find it quite disconcerting that you doubt. Why didnt you think so (it says in my profile)?

            Spoiler:

            Originally posted by penguininablender
            hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
            Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
            OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

            - RSF

            http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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              #561
              Originally posted by penguininablender
              why yes I am. I find it quite disconcerting that you doubt.


              Always check a user profile before selecting a pro-noun!

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                #562
                Originally posted by Trek_Girl42


                Always check a user profile before selecting a pro-noun!
                me or the other dude (not only am I a girl, but I am blonde ) a bit confused here.

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                Originally posted by penguininablender
                hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                - RSF

                http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                  #563
                  Originally posted by penguininablender
                  me or the other dude (not only am I a girl, but I am blonde ) a bit confused here.
                  Sorry, I was laughing at what you said, but commenting to the other guy/girl.

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                    #564
                    Originally posted by penguininablender
                    why yes I am. I find it quite disconcerting that you doubt. Why didnt you think so (it says in my profile)?
                    Well, for one, I never looked at your profile, two, you just struck me as a male. No offense.


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                      #565
                      Daniel, I never loved you, i only said that to make you seem like an idiot!
                      What?!
                      Yeah, you heard me!
                      Walter, marry me please!!!
                      Nice one General, I knew it was to make Daniel seem like an idiot all along.
                      Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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                        #566
                        Would Col. Carter and Dr. Lam please report to the recreation room. The photographers from Playboy are just setting up...
                        sigpic
                        Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
                        To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

                        Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
                        And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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                          #567
                          Originally posted by Trek_Girl42
                          Sorry, I was laughing at what you said, but commenting to the other guy/girl.
                          that's ok, you didnt do anyting wrong, I was just confused is all

                          Sam Fisher: Really! A guy. with my Rainbow Sun Francks sig...my penguin? All my many comments about the attractive men in stargate?? I am not sure whether to be offended or not . this hasnt happened to me before.

                          Spoiler:

                          Originally posted by penguininablender
                          hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                          Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                          OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                          - RSF

                          http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                            #568
                            Originally posted by penguininablender
                            that's ok, you didnt do anyting wrong, I was just confused is all

                            Sam Fisher: Really! A guy. with my Rainbow Sun Francks sig...my penguin? All my many comments about the attractive men in stargate?? I am not sure whether to be offended or not . this hasnt happened to me before.
                            Well, you could have been a obsessed fan for all I knew. Or gay, okay I'm going to shut up now before I embarrass myself any further.
                            Last edited by Sam fisher; 25 July 2006, 09:22 AM.


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                              #569
                              Originally posted by Sam fisher
                              Well, you could have been a obsessed fan for all I knew. Or gay, okay I'm going to shut up now before I embarrass myself any further.
                              aww...no hard feelings . I a most definitely a girl though.

                              Spoiler:

                              Originally posted by penguininablender
                              hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
                              Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
                              OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

                              - RSF

                              http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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                                #570
                                this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srZB3...gate%20trekkin

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