Heyyyyyy, this is not a test, this is rock an' roll!!!!!
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Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time. -
I did the entire song for the SG musical thread...Originally posted by penguininablender
Don't Bring Rodney
Verse 1:
"Your presence is requested" wrote little Colonel Carter
"But with this invitation, there is a stipulation
When you attend this party you'll all be treated right
But there's a wild and crazy guy you gals can't invite
Chorus:
Now...
You can bring Jack he's a real wise-crack but don't bring Rodney
You can bring Siler with his big screwdriver but don't bring Rodney
Rodney always want's to do, what Liz dosen't wan't him to
When his ego goes awry, things go BOOM like 579.
You can bring cake or porter-house steak but don't bring Rodney
Rodney gets blue and he goes "cookoo" like the clock up on the shelf!
He's the kind of smarty, who breaks up every party;
Hulla-baloney don't bring Rodney I'll bring him myself!
Verse 2:
We all went to the party, a real hi-toned affair
And then along came Rodney, as wild as any Donkey
He started into "Charleston", and how the girls did stare
But when he did the Macarena, then he got the air.
Chorus:
Now...
You can bring Dan with his old dead pan but don't bring Rodney
You can bring Teal'c he can bring warm milk but don't bring Rodney
Rodney has the biggest mind, bigger here and bigger there
How can that man keep his head? He's a hypochondriac!
You can bring pie and blue Jello but don't bring Rodney
Give him two beers and he tears portiers and he throws cups off the shelf!
When he loves with feeling, the girls all hit the ceiling;
Hulla-baloney don't bring Rodney he'll come here himself!sigpic
YouTube | "The Happiest Music on Earth!"Comment
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I had to wipe the tears from my eyes I was crying so hard form laughing. funnyOriginally posted by wurlitzer153Comment
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Okay...since wulizter posted that, I have to post this parody of "Stacy's Mom" I did.
(Carter singing)
Jack O'Neill has got it going on
Jack O'Neill had got it going on
Jack O'Neill has got it going on
Jack O'Neill had got it going on
Daniel, can I come over and get some coffee (some coffee)
Did you decipher the hieroglyphs yet? (hieroglyphs yet)
Is the Colonel back from the Pentagon? (Pentagon)
Is he there or he is trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Colonel can't you see?
Jack O'Neill has got it going on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jack O'Neill.
Jack O'Neill has got it going on
Jack O'Neill had got it going on
Daniel do you remember our last team night (last team night)
He came out without his shirt on (his shirt on)
I could tell he liked from the way he stared (way he stared)
And the way he said, "Do I have something on my face?" (something on my face)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But I like older men and he could use a girl like me!
Jack O'Neill has got it going on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jack O'Neill
Jack O'Neill has got it going on (he's got it going on)
He's all I want and I've waited for so long (waiting and waiting)
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong...I'm in love with
Jack O'Neill oh, oh (I'm in love with)
Jack O'Neill oh, oh (Wait a minute)
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jack O'Neill
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Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
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Hee hee, that is really good.Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
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O'Neill: This 4th of July, we will blow up the moon and recreate it using ancient technology.
Vala: Senator Kinsey is alive due to his insufficient manhood and the use of an asgard beam transporter, you are ordered to shoot him on site.
Ryac: father, can I be a prostitute who works for the Ori?
Walter: Damn you O'Neill, I hate you, frak you!
Carter: Gen. O'Neill, lets get married seeing as how you made it okay for officers of different ranks to marry.
Hammond: Will the ******* who stole my panties please report to me for court martial.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Attention: Effective immediately we will be switching to sugar free jelloWHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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And decaf coffee. :OOriginally posted by LokiiSuch a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.-AudioslaveComment
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"Oh and by the way...... we haven't paid our coffee bill, so we will not be getting any coffee deliveries until the matter is resolved.......WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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LOLOriginally posted by Lokii
Sugar free GREEN jello.Comment
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Cook: No Col Carter there is no Blue Jello, only Green and Red.... no wait...out that away....we can work something out......AHHHHHHHHHH
Carter: I said BLUE jello, what part of that did you not understand....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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Cook: *in fetal position on floor* I guess telling you that the machine that cubes the jello is broken too isnt a good idea??Originally posted by Lokii
Carter: Daniel! get me my p-90!!Comment
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O'Neill: CARTER, how many times have I told you to make sure the intercom was turned OFF!Originally posted by penguininablender
Carter: Sorry Sir
O'Neill: And besides you use the zat first.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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Landry: Attention! Security teams to the briefing room! Who on this base kept Daniel from having his coffee this moring? *noise in background - "hold him down! AAAAHHH!" BANG!!! CRASH!!! "Someone find some coffee!"*
Landry: Attention all personal, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!, that is all...
Landry: Attention all personal! We are currently undergoing an iris strength test and an accident has occured! Will the iris cleaning team please report to the gateroom, you also might want to scrub SG-12's next mission. *noise from iris: WHAM!* Make that SG-13 to...
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