things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

Walter I love you
errr sir
I know I know, it may be a bit awkward for you but i just can't hide my feelings
but sir!
hey hey hey, nobody will have to know...
SIR YOU HAVE YOUR HAND ON THE INTERCOM!
wha-

[dancer_4_daniel]

Walter: The last man to sign up for Yoga classes has to kiss Felger!

[newtrekker]

Walter: "Price check on Fruit Loops, Price Check on Fruit Loops."

[penguininablender]

( walter teaching new guy)
Walter: so the key is to ACT like you know what you are doing
new guy: but you're...
Walter: Now listen! they cant know that all I do is reach, grab, and press buttons. Just do the same ok?
New guy: you are pressing the intercom button
walter: *coughs and runs away*

[newtrekker]

Walter: "Tonight's dinner will be Baked Beans. Musical programme to follow"

[penguininablender]

Walter: "Tonight's dinner will be Baked Beans. Musical programme to follow"

rofl. you make me laugh NT! OK, I can add to that

Walter: The program will center around the musical talents of Jack oniell

[BruTak]

Would Chief Master Sgt. Walter Harriman please report to the Guardroom, his uncle Radar O'Reilly is here to see him.

[Syera]

"We're the piiiiiiiiiiiraaaaaates who don't do anything..."

Or alternatively:

"This be Captain Carter, and I hereby be comandeering this base!"

[BruTak]

Please welcome our new Platoon Sergeant for the Motor Pool, Master Sgt. Ernest G. Bilko...

[TechnoWraith]

"YMCA..."

[dancer_4_daniel]

Jack: "Oh where, is my hairbrush?"

[nightstar02]

We are the borg resistance is futile, surrender now or you will be assimilated

[Lokii]

......I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto.........

[penguininablender]

Jack: "Oh where, is my hairbrush?"

lol, on the same note.

Jack: O my cheeseburger, I'll wait for you-ooo0ohh!! I 'll wait for you!!

[Syera]

"A-bop bapaloopa, a-bop bam bam!"