things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[penguininablender]

Daniel: Felger, will you stop singing "Foxy Lady" everytime Sam walks by? It's getting to be just plain creepy now...You can also stop doing the Wayne's World dance with it too...

LOL!

[dancer_4_daniel]

Sam: Felger, you make fox ears at me one more time and you're going to be the SGC's first man to get a sex change via plastic spoon...

[Syera]

"Attention, personnel, due to threats going around the base, all cutlery will hereby be banned."

[gatebuster64]

Landry: To the person who tied up Thor and forced him to wear pants, please come to my office immediately!
Daniel blankly stares at Jack and Cameron

[Lokii]

Due to cutbacks in our funding we will be remvoing coffee and jello from the commissary. Any complaints may be taken up with Senator Kinsey's office....

[BruTak]

Col. Mitchell, please come to the Guardhouse, there's a Commander Chrichton here to see you...

[Syera]

"Attention, personnel - in order to cover expenses, we have decided to allow tourists into the base."

[Lilith]

Attention all personal, due to recent budget cuts, Col. Carter has devised a way of raising more funds. The following people are required to pose nude for an all year SGC calendar. Dr. Daniel Jackson, Lt. Col. Comeran Mitchell, Major General Jack O'Neill, Lt. Col. Louis Ferreti.......

[Pharaoh Atem]

Attention all personal, due to recent budget cuts, Col. Carter has devised a way of raising more funds. The following people are required to pose nude for an all year SGC calendar. Dr. Daniel Jackson, Lt. Col. Comeran Mitchell, Major General Jack O'Neill, Lt. Col. Louis Ferreti.......

........captain Mal Reynolds

[Syera]

"Attention personnel: On Monday, the commissary will only serve lime Jell-O." (At least, I wouldn't want to hear that - I find lime Jell-O icky.)

[Trek_Girl42]

"Attention personnel: On Monday, the commissary will only serve lime Jell-O." (At least, I wouldn't want to hear that - I find lime Jell-O icky.)

Jello in any form/colour/flavour is icky.....

Maybourne and his troup of merry musicians walk through the Stargate.
Maybourne (over the com): Greetings, I bring you all tiding of comfort and joy.....comfort and joy.....
The band then plays their funny music for the next hour while Maybourne teaches the SGC chef about Guango.

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

Attention, advice to all personnel, do not use the men's toilets on level 20, O'neill has the runs!

[Syera]

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers..."

[dancer_4_daniel]

"...Blue light special in the Armory department!"

[Unorthodox]

"This is Landry. The janitors would like to inform the entire base that the next time somebody stops up all the toilets in the Mens Bathroom, they will have to clean it all up with their hands. No exceptions. Oh, and Walter?"
"Yessir?"
"Don't wear a pink tutu to the Gateroom agian. Please. Or I'll have to sick Bra'tac on you. You know what happens to him when he's around pink..."