things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*burns Book-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named* Smores anyone?

[Mimzy]

Nikola: Oooh! Oooh! Me!

[GSRgategirl923]

Edward Cullen:No!! *Dies*
Nicky:Yes!! *Throws Confetti*

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*looks at confetti* Is this shreds of one of the books?
Nikola: Yep

[timstro59]

hitler: why are you burning the books?
IT'S HITLER, KILL HIM!!!
hitler: oh poo *runs*
nikola: who was that?
you don't want to know.

[Mimzy]

: Does anyone have any cake?
: I'll get you some, dear *steals 's cake*
: But...but...

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*cries into Mimzys shoulder*

[Mimzy]

Me: *patting 's head* There, there...

[timstro59]

Me: I LOST THE GAME!! *cries*
you just ruined my moment!
Me: oh well
*grabs p90*
Me: oh crap! *runs*
*shoots and kills tim*
Me: *ascends*
ok.... anyone want to tell me why that keeps happening?...... oh well, where was I?.. oh yea.....*cries on mimzys shoulder*

[GSRgategirl923]

*Cricket Chirp*
Is there anyone still here other than us?

Me: I LOST THE GAME!! *cries*

Really?!?!?

GateGirl: *Shoots Tim Every time he comes Back*

[Mimzy]

Nikola: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOST THE GAME!!
: *huggles* It's okay, Nickypoo, I'm here...

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*takes note of how it upsets Nikky*
*looks up at Mimzy* ..do you have cake?

[Mimzy]

Me: I hate cake.
: ...oh.

...*awkward silence*

[AtlantisRules!!!]

This is awkward.

Nikola: Whould you stop that?!

[timstro59]

me: *descends*
gategirl *shoots me*
me: ow that hurts *ascends*

nikola: I'm confused.

Who wants pizza???
gategirl: that sounds good.
me: *descends* i'll take some too.
gategirl: *shoots me*
me: why? *ascends*

Spoiler:

I lost the game,

Spoiler:

Again