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    Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
    I'm thinking its more like...

    Bellatrix Lestrange: I killed Daniel Jackson! I killed Daniel Jackson!
    ...and then later after she's off the intercom...

    Daniel: Oh Bellatrix...I'm back...
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      Hello HAL haven't seen you in a while.
      Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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        Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
        Hello HAL haven't seen you in a while.
        Been busy...grad school, Facebook, plotting to take over the world, the usual stuff.
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          Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
          Been busy...grad school, Facebook, plotting to take over the world, the usual stuff.
          fun.
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            Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
            fun.
            Yes. I also just haven't had any funny to say here. Its mostly been on my Facebook page.
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              Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
              I'm thinking its more like...

              Bellatrix Lestrange: I killed Daniel Jackson! I killed Daniel Jackson!
              ROFL Mental green HAHAHA
              "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                attention SGC the mess will no longer be serving jello.
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                  Saruman: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of the Tau'ri. March into the world. Leave none alive. To war!
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                    Within the bowels of the SGC, Saruman has bred his abominations. Orcs infused with goa'ulds - made all the more deadly with tinges of Carter's DNA for her curves...

                    Saruman: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of the Tau'ri. March into the world. Leave none alive. To war!
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                      Originally posted by _Famrir_ View Post
                      attention SGC the mess will no longer be serving jello.
                      What?!?!

                      -Various Screams heard Throughout The Base-
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                        Announcement: The commissary will now be serving 8oz glasses of a puree made from pork, broccoli, beets, garlic and assorted nutritional supplements. All SGC personally will be required to consume 32 oz a day as the formula has been proven to increase strength, stamina and mental acuity. We are working on a formula that will allow it to be molded into Jello and will advise you once it is available.
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                          Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                          Announcement: The commissary will now be serving 8oz glasses of a puree made from pork, broccoli, beets, garlic and assorted nutritional supplements. All SGC personally will be required to consume 32 oz a day as the formula has been proven to increase strength, stamina and mental acuity. We are working on a formula that will allow it to be molded into Jello and will advise you once it is available.
                          Announcement: Also, please be advised that a color change of certain bodily fluids may occur and that this is perfectly normal.
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                            Nicky:Thank god i don't have to drink that.
                            Tell me about it.
                            Vala, what are you talking about you have to drink that.
                            No I don't -pulls out an abnormally large gun-
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                              *pulls out larger gun*
                              *pulls out even larger guun*
                              *pulls out an even larger gun*
                              *pulls out the Cricket from MIB*

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                                Walter: Ok, have a good time in Hawaii Sir. We'll start our yearly lock down exercises as soon as you've cleared the building.
                                Gen Hammond: Let me just put the vacation setting on my email.
                                *click, click*
                                Computer: Self destruct in 30 minutes.
                                Gen Hammond: Oops. At least that gives me enough time to make my plane...

                                (I'm sorry, I'm just so tired... Woooo! *spins around in chair*)
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