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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
Saruman: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of the Tau'ri. March into the world. Leave none alive. To war!
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Within the bowels of the SGC, Saruman has bred his abominations. Orcs infused with goa'ulds - made all the more deadly with tinges of Carter's DNA for her curves...
Saruman: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of the Tau'ri. March into the world. Leave none alive. To war!
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Announcement: The commissary will now be serving 8oz glasses of a puree made from pork, broccoli, beets, garlic and assorted nutritional supplements. All SGC personally will be required to consume 32 oz a day as the formula has been proven to increase strength, stamina and mental acuity. We are working on a formula that will allow it to be molded into Jello and will advise you once it is available.
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Announcement: The commissary will now be serving 8oz glasses of a puree made from pork, broccoli, beets, garlic and assorted nutritional supplements. All SGC personally will be required to consume 32 oz a day as the formula has been proven to increase strength, stamina and mental acuity. We are working on a formula that will allow it to be molded into Jello and will advise you once it is available.
Announcement: Also, please be advised that a color change of certain bodily fluids may occur and that this is perfectly normal.
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Nicky:Thank god i don't have to drink that.
Tell me about it.
Vala, what are you talking about you have to drink that.
No I don't -pulls out an abnormally large gun-
Walter: Ok, have a good time in Hawaii Sir. We'll start our yearly lock down exercises as soon as you've cleared the building.
Gen Hammond: Let me just put the vacation setting on my email.
*click, click*
Computer: Self destruct in 30 minutes.
Gen Hammond: Oops. At least that gives me enough time to make my plane...
(I'm sorry, I'm just so tired... Woooo! *spins around in chair*)
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