things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[GSRgategirl923]

Uh-huh tell that to Jonas..
Mphhemm rrgrmm

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*leans close to and says slowly* Me is a astrophysisist, not an Grammery Kinda Person.

[GSRgategirl923]

-Slaps forehead- wow...
Do you have something to say daniel?

hmphhmh rrgphhh!!!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Will someone shut him up?!

[GSRgategirl923]

What??!?? No!
Fine -pouts-
hmmphh grmphhopphh

Wow that was so not like him...

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Pigeon: <Hey look! They built us one of those..... birdy bathrooms.>
Owl: <ooh.>
*both go to bathroom on *
mmmmmmmmmgggggggghhhhh!!!

[GSRgategirl923]

mmmphhghh rmmogphh!!!!!
No bad birdies!! don't do that on Jonas!!!
Pigeon: Coocoocoo Coo <i thought you loved me!!>

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: *huggles* I love you!
Pigeon: <Thank you.>

[GSRgategirl923]

I love you too!!
Pigeon:Coo Coocoo <we don't need you!!>
-sobs-

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: That was not nice.

[GSRgategirl923]

Pigeon:CooCoo <I Know!>

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: So why'd you say it?

[HAL2100]

"All personnel - evacuate level 23 immediately. We've just received word that Colonel Carter is going to hurl. I repeat, Colonel Carter is going to hurl. We anticipate heavy than normal puke with the potential for dangerous chunks and a strong probability of high speed projectile regurgitation. All personnel evacuate level 23 for your own safety. Hazmat team to the Toilets on Level 23 immediately."

(There was a scene on 30 Rock where Alec Baldwin's character is trying to figure out what he was saying in a home movie back when he was 10 right before he puked. He ended up getting a deaf person to read his lips who then gave him grief for not warning her that he was about to puke because she was looking right at his lips moments before.)

[GSRgategirl923]

Pigeon:cooCoocoo <she yelled at me!>

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: Oh.. right.
Did you just take his side?!
Nikola: ....um....