FYI - My idea was to EXPAND the realm of possibilities as opposed to limit them solely to things you wouldn't want to SEE at the expense of things you wouldn't want to HEAR.
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Nikola:
Stop knocking into the poor man!
Walter: THANK YOU!
Intercom: I am sorry to inform everyone that someone has been messing with the security system and as a result, this base will self-destruct in 5 minutes...
Helen: Dammit, JOHN!!!!
: Who?
Ashley: ...my daddy...
: O_O
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Druitt: *appears in the room* Why is it automaticlly my fault.
Helen: Because I know you did it.
Druitt: *pouts* Nothing gets past youBuild a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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*to Ashley* THAT'S your daddy?
Will: As an added bonus, he just happens to be Jack the Ripper.
: *faints*
: Well, there goes that relationship.
: Indeed.
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Ashley: Not if I can help it.
Helen: *whispers to Druitt*
Druitt: *to Ashley* You did what with this man?!
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Ashley:
Nothing....
-Runs-
Smart man..
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Druitt: *teles in front of*
*turns around*
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*Pigeon decides to perch on Druitt's head*
Druitt: GAH! What...NIKOLA, GET YOUR DAMNED BIRD OFF MY HEAD!
: DON'T REFER TO THE PIGEON THAT WAY!!!!!
Druitt: oww...*collapes*
: Well, that takes care of that problem...
: Umm...did everyone forget that the self-destruct is still activated?
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Druitt: *sits up* Do not think you have gotten out of this.
*runs*
Helen: John! go turn off the self-destruct!
Druitt: Fine. *teleports into Control Room, tries but it doesn't work, tries again to no avail, begins to randomly beat on the keyboard*Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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:: Power Fluctuations, Lights Flicker, Static on the Intercom ::
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: Okay, let's face it. We're all doomed...
Nikola: Easy for you to say--you've risen from the dead 17 times!
It was NOT that many!
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only nine!!
Nicky:fine w/e.
Helen:Nikola if you remember you have also died and come back to life..
i was kissing a dead guy!?!?! -Passes out-
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Druitt: *stops beating things and looks up in suprise* Really?Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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Intercom Voice:Yes Really..
Druitt:who are you?
Intercom Voice: No one...everyone..
Huh??
Don't think about it to much you'll hurt yourself.
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Intercom: *creepy voice* You know I love you...
: ...*runs*
Intercom: *screaming* COME BACK! AAAAHH I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU!
(If you've seen/read Coraline, you'll get it...)
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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