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    Teal'c screams like a little girl
    Vala: umm... muscles, it was just a mouse...
    Spoiler:
    Before you met me I was a fairy princess
    I caught frogs and called them prince
    And made myself a queen
    Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
    I slept in castles and fell in love
    Because I was taught to dream

    I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
    To capture tinkerbell
    They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
    But I could always tell

    I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
    And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
    And anything I can to get by
    And fireflies...

    "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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      -Mouse goes to closet door-
      Pigeon: CooCoo Coo <open the door>
      Okayy-opens door-
      *cake on his mouth* uhmmm this isn't what it looks like....
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        Give. Me. The. Cake.
        :daniel *hands her an empty cake plate*
        You ate the whole thing?!
        Yep.
        Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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          teal'c saying another jaffa joke lmao

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            Pigeon: Coo-coo.
            : Oh, don't give me that look!
            Pigeon:
            : GAAH! *cries*
            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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              Am i the only one not effected by the pigeon??
              i also am not effected by the pigeon
              Pigeon:Coo Coo
              no i will not hug you.
              T, are you talking to the bird?
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                : *to * LIAR, you were affected by it! You were just screaming running away from it 10 minutes ago!
                : No I wasn't...
                : *to Pigeon* I reiterate: I will not hug you.
                Pigeon:
                : I do believe it is quite impossible to resist that look. *hugs Pigeon*
                :
                "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                  Pigeon:CooCoo.
                  See i am the only one!
                  Pigeon:CooCoo Coo
                  No i will not hug you!! you can't make me!
                  Sir, calm down its just a pigeon.
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                    Originally posted by GSRgategirl923 View Post
                    Pigeon:CooCoo.
                    See i am the only one!
                    Pigeon:CooCoo Coo
                    No i will not hug you!! you can't make me!
                    Sir, calm down its just a pigeon.
                    Pigeon: Coooooooo...
                    : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *runs away again*
                    Nikola: Helen, have you considered the possibility of his being an abnormal?
                    Helen: Believe me, you have no idea.
                    "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                      "Self-Destruction Sequence Complete. This facility will self-destruct immediately. Have a nice day."
                      The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page

                      http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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                        Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                        "Self-Destruction Sequence Complete. This facility will self-destruct immediately. Have a nice day."
                        Pigeon: COOO! <That's it--I'm outta here!> *flies away*
                        Nikola & : PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                          *same voice that was over the intercom* *laughs* I was joking.
                          nikola: You scared the pigeon!
                          *chasing the pigeon* Pigeon! It was just someone joking around!
                          Last edited by AtlantisRules!!!; 20 February 2009, 05:19 PM.
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                            Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                            "Self-Destruction Sequence Complete. This facility will self-destruct immediately. Have a nice day."
                            "...and by immediately, we mean as soon as I stop speaking."
                            The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page

                            http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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                              Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                              *same voice that was over the intercom* *laughs* I was joking.
                              nikola: You scared the pigeon!
                              *chasing the pigeon* Pigeon! It was just someone joking around!
                              : I can't FIND it!!
                              Nikola: WHAT?! But...but...WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
                              : It's okay, Nicky...*sniff* *hug*
                              Pigeon: *flies back* Coo! Coo coo coo coo COO! <Hey, guess what? I just pecked Ba'al to death! >
                              & Nikola: PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                                You couldn't of.. he's right here... *turns around*
                                *is dead on the floor in a pool of blood*
                                Oh.
                                Nikola/ *hugging the pigeon* PIGEON!!
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