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    #1561
    Hammond:"Effectively immediately, I am installing a security code on the intercom. Only authorized personnel will be able to use it. I'm also having an upgrade installed that will ensure that it does not pickup any non-official chatter."



    Ha!
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      #1562
      Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
      Weir:"Effectively immediately, I am installing a security code on the intercom. Only authorized personnel will be able to use it."

      Ha!
      Weir: *tells GSGirl, Mimzy and myself the code.. but not Hal*
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        #1563
        Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
        Weir: *tells GSGirl, Mimzy and myself the code.. but not Hal*
        Hammond: I'm the commander of this base Doctor! Get your own.
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          #1564
          Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
          Hammond: I'm the commander of this base Doctor! Get your own.
          Weir: Um sir? Your dead?
          Hammond: What?
          Weir: Yes.. you died of a heart attack.. I was at your funeral.
          Hammond: Oh right... bye! *disappears*

          I win
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            #1565
            Pigeon: Coo.
            *everyone freaks and shoots each other*
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              #1566
              Well... that was smart.
              Pigeon: *is perched on Nikola* Coo?
              Nikola: *glares at pigeon*
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                #1567
                Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                Weir: Um sir? Your dead?
                Hammond: What?
                Weir: Yes.. you died of a heart attack.. I was at your funeral.
                I win
                Hammond ascended and retook human form.
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                  #1568
                  Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                  Well... that was smart.
                  Pigeon: *is perched on Nikola* Coo?
                  Nikola: *glares at pigeon*
                  : *suddenly having an epiphany* Hey...wait...I didn't die that time! YAHOO!!!
                  Pigeon: Coo? <Wtf?>

                  Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                  Hammond ascended and retook human form.
                  Mental green.
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                    #1569
                    Landry: Effective immediately, Colonel Mitchel will no longer be leading SG1. The IOA has determined that the diversity of the SG teams does not reflect the makeup of our society as a whole. As such, I am please to announce the Ru Paul has accepted a commission and will be leading SG1 from this point forward.
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                      #1570
                      Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                      Landry: Effective immediately, Colonel Mitchel will no longer be leading SG1. The IOA has determined that the diversity of the SG teams does not reflect the makeup of our society as a whole. As such, I am please to announce the Ru Paul has accepted a commission and will be leading SG1 from this point forward.
                      : WHAT?!!
                      Ashley: Well, that means you can come back to the Sanctuary with me.
                      Helen: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
                      Will: *cries harder*
                      : I want some cake.
                      Pigeon: Coo! <Me too!>
                      : Hey, you might not be so bad after all.
                      : Stop trying to manipulate the pigeon!
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                        #1571
                        WHY?!
                        Because I said so!!
                        *pouts*
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                          #1572
                          Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                          WHY?!
                          Because I said so!!
                          *pouts*
                          : *huggles pigeon*
                          Pigeon: COO! <I want some cake!!>
                          : Can he eat cake??
                          Nikola: Umm...I don't know...
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                            #1573
                            Well... lets give him some. *turns around* Where'd the cake go?
                            *in the closet, eating the cake*

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                              #1574
                              Helen: We are NOT taking him home with us! *points to * Besides, look how mad you've made poor Will!
                              Will: *sobbing*
                              : But...but I'm out of a JOB!
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                                #1575
                                Ashley: *snuggles Cam* Look at him mom... Will at least has a job.

                                *turns to * Where is it?
                                What?
                                The cake!
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