things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[GSRgategirl923]

Nikola:No!!!not the pigeon -pushes sam to the floor,grabs the pigeon nd runs-
I'm gonna kill you Nicky!!
-grabs sam- Relax its just a pigeon...
it crapped in my hair!!
-looks at hair- there's nothing there.
what?!?!? i couldv'e sworn....that stupid pigeon...

Sam + Pete. I'm not saying Pete is cooler than Jack but him and Sam being together would keep him in the show. He was funny.

Good. Because he obviously isn't cooler.
lol.
i didn't like his character at all, so when he left i threw a party.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Dont swear, its not good.
Nikola: PIGEON!!!
Nikola! Shut the $^@&@*@^! up!!
*looks at jack*
What?
You just told me not to swear then swore.
so?

Good. Because he obviously isn't cooler.
lol.
i didn't like his character at all, so when he left i threw a party.

Pete was cool and funny.

[Mimzy]

Nikola: *to pigeon* BAD PIGEON!
Pigeon: ...coo
: Yeah, you made me think I had crap in my hair!
Pigeon: Coo
: Okay, you guys are creeping me out. *backs away*
Pigeon: Coo!
: Don't look at me like that you...bird...
Pigeon: *stares*
: ...
Pigeon: *still staring*
: AAAAAAAHHHH! *runs*

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Pigeon: *to Nikola* Coo, coo coo cooo cooo coo coo coo coo-coo coo.
Nikola: It wants me to follow him so it can keep freaking him out.
Go!

[Mimzy]

Pigeon: *to Nikola* Coo, coo coo cooo cooo coo coo coo coo-coo coo.
Nikola: It wants me to follow him so it can keep freaking him out.
Go!

ROFL mental green

Pigeon: Coo coo coo! Coo! Coo-coo coo coo coo...
: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs*
: This is amusing.
*everybody pokes their heads out of room they were hiding in*
: I do not understand what is taking place here.
: Jack is scared of a pigeon.
: Indeed.
: That is MY word!
: Okay, okay!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Pigeon: *really loud* COOO!
*a whole flock of pigeons come after Jack*
*really high pitched* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[GSRgategirl923]

it is NOT okay!
-backs away slowly- calm down big guy....
Ahh!!! Keep it away! Keep it away!
Pigeon:Coo!Coo!Cooooo! -Pigeon dive bombs Jack-
Nikola:No!!Pigeon come back!!!!!! -chases-
Do you really love that pigeon more than me??

Pete was cool and funny.

Was Not!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: Of course not!
Pigeon: coo coo!
Nikola: I mean... I love you equally.

Nikola: I mean I love you more.
Pigeon:
Nikola: I mean... the pigeon beats you by a hair's width.

Nikola: I mean.............

Was Not!

Was too.

[GSRgategirl923]

Nickyyy!!!
Calm Down -picks up sam and takes her to the closest supply closet-
Pigeon:-gives Nicky the death glare-
Nikola:-to pigeon- its okay now... I love you the most.

Was too.

Was Not.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Pigeon: *hold out wing* Coo coo coo-coo. <Talk to the wing>

Words in <> are translations

Was Not.

Was too.

[GSRgategirl923]

Nikola:do you not love me anymore?
~in the hallway~
do you guys hear that?
it coming from the supply closet..
Indeed.
Then lets open the door and see whos inside!

****
EDIT:Was Not!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Pigeon: coo coo coo coo coooooo coocococococo coo coco.<no, you obviously have found somone else to love you.>
Nikola:

Was too.

[Mimzy]

Nikola: But...but... *hears noise in supply closet* HEY!! *electro-zaps door off hinges*
: OOOOHHH that was REALLY powerful!!!
: Crap. ...where's that Helen woman?
Helen: *to Will* Hide me.
Will: He can't be that bad.
Helen:
Nikola: *to Sam* My pigeon doesn't love me anymore.
: ...I'm sorry...
Nikola: I thought you didn't care about the pigeon.
: I...I...
Pigeon: Coo?
: ...
Pigeon: *stares*
: ...
Pigeon: *stares*
: OMGZ IT'S SO CUTE! *huggles pigeon*
Pigeon: Coo! Coo coo coo! <AGH, you're SQUOOSHING ME!!>
: I give up.
: Indeed.
: What happened to Cameron?
Everyone: ...he's right there...
: No, he's not.
: ...come to think of it, what happened to Ashley?
Helen: WILL!!!!!!
Will: What?! I don't know where she went!

[HAL2100]

"We've just received word that the Bear on Late Night with Conan O'Brien has been encased in carbonmite"

[Mimzy]

*noise from end of hallway*

Helen:
: Ooh, I love a woman on the warpath...