things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Mimzy]

: I don't get what the problem is; I think they're cute.
: Seriously? NICKYPOO?!
: *to Helen* Come on. Just dinner.
Helen: Well...

[GSRgategirl923]

-Hears -uhmm i think shes busy then.
how would you know?
because she is.
Helen:Actually im not.
if you know whats good for you, your busy.
Helen:Why?

[Mimzy]

: Just...because.
: Indeed.
: GAAAAAAAAAH!
Helen: ...well, the truth is, I AM free...
: Well, that's just great!
: But...umm...
Nikola: *poke*
: *sees Nikola* Oh, never mind...
: What is this world coming to?!
: Oh, Danny, do YOU want to go to dinner?

[GSRgategirl923]

NO!
Why not???
-remembers what she was doing-
Helen:-backs away- What are you doing with those??

[Rickington]

Q: You aren't doing anything with those *Q snaps his fingers, the zats disappear*
Give those back before I...
Q: You can't do anything, mere mortal.

[Mimzy]

: ...Nicky, make him give them back!
: Now I'm confused...which one is she after? O'Neill or the vampire dude?
: ...both?
: O_O O_O

[HAL2100]

Christian Bale interrupted on set during a take.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba0-ctqzRsg

[GSRgategirl923]

Ashley:i thought she was after my mom...
i believe she is after General O'Neill and your mother...
Nikola:-gets a new set of zats- Here you go.
thanks Nickyy!

[mr_kennedy]

q puts teal'cs brain inside o'niell's and o'niells brain inside teal'cs

q: this should be interesting

(jack looks down at self)
/ ok last time i checked, i did not look like that
/ .......... *looks at jack/himself then himself/jack* indeed
/ dont just stand, come help me kick that omin ominp
omnipotent
/ *looks at daniel* thank you, omnipotent guys ass
now i know why he retired
:ashley: ok i thought id seen everything, but these guys
no kidding

[Mimzy]

: Now I'm confused.
Nikola: Me too! ...do you want to get some cake?
: Okay.
: ?

[GSRgategirl923]

Hey i want cake!
Nikola:too bad there are only 2 peices left.

-Nikola falls to floor temporarily paralyzed-
there we go
-hands the peice of cake- Y'know sir i could've just told him to give you the cake..
i know my way was more fun though..
????

[Artifysial]

Could the pilot of jumper 324 please move the vehicle, it's double parked

[Mimzy]

Spoiler:

Nikola: *wakes up and starts singing*

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nikola: I just lost the Game.
: GAAAH MY LIFE IS OVER! AGAIN!
: Indeed.
: AAAAA(*E$&($*#&(@#*&$(*#
: I don't get it.

[HAL2100]

“I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that's going to kick your sorry ass all the way out of the Milky Way. I am death incarnate and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me!”

[GSRgategirl923]

Spoiler:

Nikola: *wakes up and starts singing*

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nikola: I just lost the Game.
: GAAAH MY LIFE IS OVER! AGAIN!
: Indeed.
: AAAAA(*E$&($*#&(@#*&$(*#
: I don't get it.

-to - i take it you dont what THE GAME is?
nope why dont you tell me...
okay but if i tell you, you have to be willing to play 24/7 for the rest of your life.
on second thought never mind!
good idea.
Nikola:My Pigeons no they are escaping!!!!!!!!!!
Helen: Nikola there are no pigeons in here...


~~~~
BTW Mimzy thanks for making me lose the game
Its been two weeks since the last time i lost!!
i was trying to beat my record of 4 weeks.
Now i have to start over